Jay Hoffman

Passive reminderer, bulldog owner, and lover of all things Kansas City.

[The Cookie Expert @JeffAllen71]

I’m just glad we lost that final regular season game to Denver on purpose to avoid Cincy

[Jonathan Lucroy @JLucroy20]

I went fishing with Ueck on his boat during an off day early in my career. I was nervous and hadn’t known him long. I love to fish and Ueck invited me to go with him.

Anyway, I caught a lake trout and brought it in close to the boat. He handed me his net so I could bring the fish in and after I got the fish in it the rubber handle slipped off and the net sank.

Ueck looks at me, straight faced, serious, and yells, “that was my grandfathers net!”

For a sec, I thought, oh crap. I just messed up. Then I thought, wow, that has to be one old net! Then realized he was full of it.

He then started laughing at me.

He was always messing with people. I loved it. I will miss talking to him.

@Brewers

[Jay Hoffman @Odd_It]

For the 3rd time in less than a month, my @googlefiber internet is down for an extended period. I have to decide whether I'll miss work, use leave, or go into my office. Hey Google, stop offering bandwidth increases and start offering a network that isn't constantly going down.

[Jay Hoffman @Odd_It]

@AbstractLife I believe this is a re-issue of a previous alert.

[Umbrella @UmbrellaEnt]

#GIVEAWAY Merry Christmas everyone! We are celebrating with our BIGGEST ever giveaway including TEN #1 Collector's Editions from new favourites like Thesis (1/2500) and Timecrimes (1/2500) to sold-out editions like Coffy (1/750) and Primer (1/1500). Two winners will take half the stack each!

To enter:
1. Follow us
2. Like the post
3. Retweet the post

When we return in the new year, we will draw the winners.

Good luck 🎁

[Kansas City Chiefs on KCSN @chiefs_kcsn]

Want to help Travis Kelce win the Walter Payton NFL Man of the Year Charity Challenge?
Retweet this to vote! ⬇️
@tkelce + #WPMOYChallenge
https://t.co/N6KxTqZHYe

[Jay Hoffman @Odd_It]

Those are two DPIs that I think are pretty bad. The one against the Raiders on DHop and this one on McDuffie. #ChiefsKingdom

[Jay Hoffman @Odd_It]

@kaleighrangel I've only seen Conclave, but I definitely recommend it.

[Jay Hoffman @Odd_It]

@_dawnw81 I heard they caught him on camera stealing boxes.

[Jay Hoffman @Odd_It]

@NightmareJunk @armourtheater This event seems incredible. I'd definitely be attending if I was in town.

[Jay Hoffman @Odd_It]

@JJones816 That stat is absurd.

[Jay Hoffman @Odd_It]

@AngiPrettyPetty This is exceptional work.

[Angie QueenofPetty 💅🏾🪻🕊🪴💜 @AngiPrettyPetty]

The current record of the #CHIEFS is 9 and:

[NIGHTMARE ON FILM STREET @NOFSpodcast]

KANSAS CITY! Join us December 7th @armourtheater for a Launch party celebration of our new book, Cocktails from the Crypt!

We’ll be watching CABIN IN THE WOODS, serving Merman-themed cocktails from the book, and signing all night long!

Tix are $18 or $35 w/ a signed book, and come with a cocktail!🍹 (USD)

Grab tix at https://t.co/5ae2SPP8ti

Cocktails from the Crypt lands November 26th! Pre-order your copy anywhere books lurk… or head to https://t.co/3uf3dKX9bO for links!

[Jay Hoffman @Odd_It]

@NightmareJunk A masterpiece

[Jay Hoffman @Odd_It]

I'm not sure why we can trust that the refs are getting any call correct tonight. This is at least the 2nd time they've identified the wrong player. If they can't see those big ass numbers, how can we trust they're seeing anything right? #ChiefsKingdom

[Jay Hoffman @Odd_It]

The Chiefs offense today...

[Jay Hoffman @Odd_It]

My God, Nuk! #ChiefsKingdom

[Jill Gevargizian @JillSixx]

The Kansas City theatrical premiere of Ghost Game last night at @armourtheater was a great time! Thank you everyone! Thank you @NightmareJunk ♥️

[Jill Gevargizian @JillSixx]

Ghost Game in Kansas City!
If you want a chance to see it on the big screen, it’s playing again on Monday night at @armourtheater!