Eli Smith

Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done

[Eli Smith @Odd_Request]

@MrBeast 100,000,000

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@elonmusknews30 37 give me that job! Lol

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@joerogan @danawhite @brucebuffer Please have Bruce Buffer announce trump “And New!!!”

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[Eli Smith @Odd_Request]

@NHL All stars weekend was a huge success! Got @RealRocket22 Rick Tocchet and kris King to sign my Mayonnaise! Turns out they’re actually Mustard guys! Don’t worry I got you! Can I get a Heinz rep!! @HeinzTweets

[Eli Smith @Odd_Request]

Some say heater, I say Vent Reznor @trent_reznor

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It's time to upgrade your phone when your running out of space because of too many bad photos and trash memes....

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@melodictus Wtf... are you telling me that the world's ending and Belgium is just casually sitting on two different types of very delicious waffles??...

[Eli Smith @Odd_Request]

@melodictus can't wait to talk shit while we eat "Belgian" waffles... Do you just call them waffles there?? Cause I'll be super disappointed if I don't say Belgian and just get a regular ass waffle 😅😅

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Dashboard by @modestmouseband is in my top ten list of songs about dashboards

[Hamilton Gadsby @jpatrickcomedy]

If we get to 311 days without Breonna Taylor’s murders being arrested, woah, you just wait to see the color of my energy!

[Eli Smith @Odd_Request]

@melodictus When I finally get it!!!

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@WhatsTrending @JackLaugher This is what goes on when all the lady avengers take the day off work

[Eli Smith @Odd_Request]

Won a beer chugging contest to get an earlier set, killed it! And just to make sure I don't get too full of my self my car won't start!! Haha life... Stuck in the gas lamp... Please send rations!.. lol

[Eli Smith @Odd_Request]

@Hoobastank when I get in trouble at work I just recite lyrics to hoobastank songs

[Eli Smith @Odd_Request]

@Hoobastank when ever I get in trouble at work I just recite lyrics from Hoobastank songs

[Eli Smith @Odd_Request]

Woke up in #LosAngeles with a neck #tattoo Haha now I am that guy...

[Eli Smith @Odd_Request]

@kimberlycongdon Same, but with a woman or at least that's what my track record tells me lol

[Eli Smith @Odd_Request]

Of coarse when I'm in a rush someone driving a house down this curvey ass road!!! Why you do dis?! 🤯😓