Parcelling

[Tyler Tone🐊 @tyler_tone]

Bob Odenkirk doing a play on Jordan Peterson here is brilliant

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Emirates Stadium goals, but the roar gets bigger 📣

[Adam Nayman @brofromanother]

Brendan superb on ODYSSEY https://t.co/odBFUWLoaZ

[Jim Garrison Keillor @books_rum]

Maybe Nolan can’t bring himself to show us the traditional trickster Odysseus because culturally we don’t understand that kind of character so we have the politely anguished war criminal that we’re all familiar with.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Arsenal exploring move to sign Vinicius Junior from Real Madrid. #AFC interest early stage + clubs not yet in talks but idea approved at all levels. Much rests on contract process as no breakthrough yet & #RMFC do not want free exit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/qYdS5vlfE6

[dors ‏꩜ @60svolver]

trying to look for the standard version of a 1960s album on spotify without it being the super ultra deluxe of a dogshit new mix with 140 extra tracks of studio takes and demos and live versions and different mono and stereo versions

[Beşiktaş JK @Besiktas]

İkonik.

[⚉ may ⚇ @evilmaymoder]

i am begging you all to watch the kids react episode where they make the kids react to osama bin laden

[JB @jb2forty]

He’s #scared. When I used to play in midfield n the pepper was too hot I’d drop in n act like I was doing something 😭

[jimmy montague @jimmymontague69]

One thing that rocks about committing to being bald is I no longer ever have to be like “oh do i look good today?” The answer is just a permanent No and i can keep it pushing

[Jurrien Timber @JurrienTimber]

Gabissssss😍

[Gabriel Martinelli @gabimartinelli]

Muito feliz por poder ajudar a equipe com um gol e com a classificação. Sem palavras para descrever. Obrigado, Brasil! Vamos juntos até o fim! 🇧🇷

[james @jms_tny]

I’m not a prude about locker rooms I’ll take my post cardio baby carrot dick out and shower but if I enter the locker room shower change and leave and you have been naked in the middle of the room the entire time then what is happening except some type of nonconsensual flashing

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

It turns out the hardest button to button… was his pants

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

A band called Cor64 plays Nintendo 64 video game theme songs live and their GOLDENEYE cover is fantastic 🔥

[JustDario @DarioCpx]

To go out publicly and say what he is saying, @edzitron has balls the size of the Las Vegas sphere

[gielho @cfc_gielho]

Bruno doesn’t allow you to play winning football. Never helps the team sustain possession. He’s hilariously overrated.

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

The unbelievable ROAR in North London after Arsenal clinched the Premier League title...WOW! 🔊🤯

[Ian Wright @IanWright0]

CAN WE CELEBRATE NOW????❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[z @bus_kerdou]

The older I get, the more GLARINGLY obvious it becomes that everyone is following a fucking script. Very few people know what their core values are and even fewer know how to identify their unmet needs. Bottom of the barrel is team “ignorance is bliss” with no desire to learn.