Jeremy

35. beekeeper. amateur mycologist. I’m just here to make you hoes laugh. don’t take anything I say seriously.

[Jeremy @oddbobbies]

Throwback to when an ex put her entire glass buttplug collection in my fish tank before she moved out. They are so clear I didn’t notice they were in there until I did a water change 2 weeks after. The Oscar’s had already laid a clutch of eggs on the big one. Life finds a way.

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@megpiex *whispers delicately into the flap*
“I’m gonna take you to mound town”

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@clayre420 I felt the same thing when Pizza Hut discontinued the pepperoni P’Zone, but you will recover from this and be stronger for it.
I’ll never forget you, my love

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@clowngirlfrn I stayed up till 2 in the morning the other day and when I got up to get ready for work my humors were all out of balance and required several leechings to correct. Never again

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@ThugProdux Let me jot down the coordinates real quick sis

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@megpiex If I’m ever pulled over by the cops and they have a drug dog with them it will be so over for poor jeremy.

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@megpiex Please don’t tell me this, I’m already a fatty, I don’t need to add any more mass to the equation lmaooo

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@RavenDazePlus Not only is skin on tastier, but who the fuck has time to peel anything anymore?

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@godd3ssbab3gf

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@criticalvoid_ My fat ass thought you typed “I love air frying”

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@unluckyg1rl Wide and Sturdy?

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@kyawayurin If she ain’t 280, she ain’t no lady.

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@shyxnnx_ I’d imagine claiming someone else’s birthday cake as your own would make it much more delicious. You should have stolen their birthday wish as well.

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@wifeofkira I’m like 36.5% certain you were in the bathroom, on the toilet taking a fat-shit™ while making this video.

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@RavenDazePlus I don’t know how I went this long in my life with never hearing this band. Thank you for the recommendation daddy.

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@vampireprinxess If she ain’t 280, she ain’t no lady

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@rickowenskittlz You have truly lived a wild life

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@somniawaltz I’m petrified giants

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@somniawaltz Does he pay rent or anything like that?