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Concerned aquatic mammal. You think you've got problems.

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I'm looking forward to two things:

1) Normal, competent governance, and

2) Juicy tell-all books and movies.

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@JLCauvin Is that a pole up your ass or are you glad to see me?

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When I’m having a little marital spat with Mrs Thunking, I get out my AR 15 to “de-escalate” the situation. No ill-will could possibly come from that. https://t.co/fcPqXpvyED

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@RThunking @Crusty_Dollar @ScottAdamsSays @TP_UKMingeLane @Dons_Angry_Inch Therefore Scooter’s dismal business career was HR’s fault for changing policy, his dismal restaurant was failure was the credit card co’s fault, and WhenHub? The name shall never be uttered again.

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@RThunking @ScottAdamsSays Bingo. I’m guessing Scooter didn’t think this through.

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@RThunking @joelpollak Let's see. Cuba, Russia, North Korea, Vietnam, and China come to mind.

Yes, the wingnuts are dreamers, but they don't know what a nightmare is.

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@RThunking @ScottAdamsSays @GabrielSteel6 Scooter screwed the pooch on the George Floyd trail. Even after the verdict, he couldn't wrap his racist little brain around it.

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@ScottAdamsSays I got vaxxed so:
1) I could live
2) I wouldn't spread it
3) I could total own the MAGAts as one-by-one they get intubated and slowly die on an ICU bed.

The only problem, I can't own someone who's dead.

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@MayoIsSpicyy I really enjoyed the phase when they burning Nikes while they were still on their feet.

[Joe Neguse @JoeNeguse]

RT if you support my legislation to ban members of Congress from selling and trading stocks.

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@Reuters A rare side effect will cause panic in those prone to panicking. However, those same people are not afraid of being intubated.

Quick quiz: which is more common 1) a rare side effect, or 2) being intubated?

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@LeaderMcConnell Oh Mitch, bless your heart. It was The Fat Guy's decision to leave Afghanistan. You're having an #AlzheimersMoment. We understand.

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@DearAuntCrabby Is the tattoo ink FDA approved?

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@benshapiro Hmmm... If we could rewrite the withdrawal, and get all the Americans and friendlies out, who would we turn the country over to?

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@seanhannity Gosh, don’t you miss the good old days when Tump would do 5 minutes of word jazz when he didn’t know the answer?

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@TeaPainUSA I hope they pay Levar more than that.

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@benshapiro How did this whole Taliban thing get started? Oh yeah, Reagan armed them, trained them and made them into a guerrilla army.

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@Stop_Trump20 A couple thousand shares of Apple.

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@DearAuntCrabby Kellyanne has feelings? You’re funny.

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History is going to be written by the people who took the vaccine. Think about that for a moment.

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@williamlegate I’ll bet they buy $20 of lottery tickets every week too.