nikki i guess

27. she thinks she missed the train to mars, she’s out back counting stars.

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

every morning i’m like i’m going to change my life and every afternoon im like how do i do anything but work

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

@creamfleur_ so beautiful! reminds me of a feeling i have moved on from but can still remember so clearly

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

@dianahungerr A is kind of the only right answer

[angel mars @ultrap0p]

when you have a fab outfit on and run into an oomf on the street is like fuccckkkkk yessss #imagecontrolled

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

@chriistiandior @RileyxRuaridh @hexenzirkl i did not give my opinion i said twitter likes to get mad which is an objective pov. i personally do not think its worth raising your blood pressure over some nobodies ocs that have little impact outside of the twitter bubble. let’s all go outside!!! quickly

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

@foreeeeeal taking my like back u cheater

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

@TiredRazcal @goboee they do. at the end

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

@Slasktratt2947 @skye0xz oh really? why don’t you do it then

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

@barstoolsports genuinely would kill myself if i was in a relationship with a man like this

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

i literally take this back i’m so sorry knicks that i ever posted this literally knicks in five

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

i literally… don’t understand how people get so passionate about sports teams

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

@hausofdecline hannibal x haus of decline x dragon ball z i thought i would never see the day

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

@carloseats @ChowardPena they mean imax 70mm

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

@weltszzn come to new york it’s back

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

unironically me and nick’s first date

[jeremy hawkeye renner @eat1ngdrywall]

if i lived in new york i would make every first date i went on be at the museum of moving image so i could see the muppets all the time

[Palantir Neurodivergence Fellow 👊🪂🇵🇸 @FungibleWorker]

It’s uncanny how hard it is to make anyone else truly understand the specific desperation of your individual life but also that there’s almost nothing unique about it and we inevitably spend most of our time communicating exactly this

[jár @jarodzsz]

the M and J trains are suspended today btw i'll keep you updated about the shuttle bus @JacobElordi

[nikki i guess @oddhappens]

gonna do 14 🤩

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

If you’re Gen Z it’s time to pick your quarter life crisis:

1. Marathon running/Hyrox influencer
2. Zyn addiction
3. Peptide guru
4. DJing
5. “Building a brand” aka unemployed
6. Red pill dating coach
7. Raw milk
8. Situationship for 3 years who you never date
9. Moving to Austin or Miami
10. Gambling every night
11. “Quitting Alcohol”
12.Or getting drunk 5 times a week
13.Starting a podcast
14. Posting day in my life videos
15. Learn golf

[angel mars @ultrap0p]

me last night