Jaz

29. 🇨🇦. she/they. Suffering hockey fan. 💜🖤🩶🤍

[Sam @samanthacp_]

wow i can't believe the gm once banned for failing to respond to sexual abuse on his team and the team who once signed jake virtanen to a pto two months after his sex assault trial decided to sign the 82nd best scorer in the swiss league

[Harley defense attorney @tharlsglazer]

NHL lines 101

[Dan @265Kilometres]

You know Carney’s a real Alberta man because he brought up the Leafs completely unprompted

[🏳️‍🌈 Poppy 🇨🇦 @MeownyLaunderin]

the radical left (canadian broadcasting company)

[Songbird (Tadpoled) ready for Evercold @SongbirdN7]

Not gonna lie Big Bird I'm at my fucking limit

[Lacy ☁️ @lacerly_]

My fave part of Canadian culture is the fact that we will shit on the French like there’s no tomorrow, but don’t you dare let us catch you doing it

[Dan @265Kilometres]

Nobody makes threats about Quebec but me! And maybe the boy!

[🐀rat bastard franio🐀 @jottles]

"oh boy i hope there isn't any Robby's mental health struggles in there today" they say walking into Robby's mental health struggles factory

[sandy @satosgs]

basing a teen drama on a tragedy that happened to a group of canadian children less than ten years ago. Okay.

[pomme @antistraightppl]

heated rivalry getting as big as it got was the worst thing that could've happened to it. cause now the discourse around the show is monopolized by people who choose to ignore it was made with 4$ CAD for an audience of 20 gay canadians who know what letterkenny is

[victor mancini 4 ever @eitherohgren]

i love canadas addiction to creating meaningless stat holidays purely because sometimes its nice to have a long weekend. you can pry august long weekend out of my cold, dead hands

[cas 🐧🐩 @campbelIbain]

the true generational divide is how you deadname a stadium/arena

[ethan 😼🇵🇸 @LlZTRUSS]

you know how evil you have to be to get people rooting for england

[🦈 mj ･ ｡ﾟ☆⁶ @6ickinson]

watching soccer as a hockey fan certainly has it’s difficulties

[chels 𝜗𝜚 @chelssweezy]

watching soccer as a hockey fan is funny cause if a soccer player even gets looked at wrong they’ll fall to the ground writhing in pain and it always works on the refs but you can get thrown over the glass in hockey and you might get an embellishing penalty for complaining

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

RIP Mitch McConnell. You would have loved covering up the death of a sitting senator to keep a democrat from filling the seat.

[bee Dr. Ryland Burger Grace @petrovascopez]

goodnight here is my contribution to the phm fanart world

[Julio @JulioHashem]

Canada losing in the Round of 16 vs. Brazil losing in the Round of 16

[san jose hockey western european pr department @hockeyjtm]

you can say a lot about brad marchand but at least he has the decency to be canadian