evan

Software Engineer

[MFFL @Mavs_FFL]

We’ll miss you Luka 😭😭😭 https://t.co/QCHtIjd7hB

[GiannisCentral @Giannis_Central]

I'm a MASSIVE Nerd and I'm bored so here's every Ash Ketchum pokemon and their total win rate(Not including draws), a thread

[evan @odds_or_evans]

Got rolled by @I0N_69 but at least I didn’t get 3 stocked every game! Ggs

[Dallas Texas TV @DallasTexasTV]

Seth Altman, the man who woke the entire state of Texas at 5am earlier this month has finally been arrested in Fort Worth

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

This is peak male performance

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

not wanting to have kids is fine. but not wanting to have kids so you can lay in bed and smoke weed is lame. dude is 41

[Thomas Carrieri @Thomas_Carrieri]

*Episode of Seinfeld*

George Costanza: Fat, short, bald, unemployed, and lives with his parents.

His Date: …

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

That's how it's done

[reilly @GoodPostReilly]

hitting a tube on the ground. it’s called Tube Time and just about anybody can do it

[. @FlRE_EATER]

Another L for Europe

[evan @odds_or_evans]

@ETossed Put me down for $25 on blur over slime

[evan @odds_or_evans]

Telling my kids this is Dune (2021)

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

22 years ago, linkin park released ‘in the end’
https://t.co/uwq06A8suF

[lego thriller moth @legotrillermoth]

nobody:

the co-op robots from Portal 2:

[evan @odds_or_evans]

@TeSPuente I’m assuming it’s based on ELO, which I think is a flawed system for games like smash. I’d definitely take it with a grain of salt