jello biafra (no relation)

I filled Manhattan with orbeez thirty five minutes ago.

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

need a dental examination chair to game in.

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

@POOCHENSTElN I’ve been ducking & weaving talking about it since middle school in a straightforwardly antisocial way but now I can act like I’m engaging with it until somebody realizes I’m full of shit. this is your w

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

I have a good ten year streak of not learning anything about league of legends so whatever filters back to me about that arcane show is getting filed as beat autofiction.

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

neighbors saw me taking my last molt to the dumpster

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

popping my ult, William Tell Act

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

@vor_bokor tough way to hear about jimmy carter

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

blue mio in tangerine la croix again tonight. really gunning for that posthumous mormon baptism

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

yeah and that ugly ass grub hub commercial what was up with that

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

i’m talkin about my mandible too much.

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

god. even the tracfones have touchscreens. no way out

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

has anybody tried trans guy doc savage yet. that might go hard

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

@POOCHENSTElN reeling in one fish with silver scales and another with gold

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

wondering what micronutrient deficiency that kept me from being able to draw a straight line of any length was resolved in the past year

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

@Dreadnought48 @burnme89951456 @keysmashbandit the virtual afterlife best suited to your ugly spirit will be whittled into the spare bandwidth used in an ad read for draftkings. purgatory will be marginally shorter on analog but only if you cash out soon

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

twitter automatic audio transcription spells the word like that when it comes up in a song. every day I become aware for a moment of the base quality of our lives and wonder if terminal velocity feels like the flying dreams

[Louis Allday @Louis_Allday]

Mosab has not received any donations in almost *3 weeks*. Please help to change that by sharing, retweeting and donating if you are able to:

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

just kidding. walking past a bank of parked lime scooters while the inductive coil in my jaw hums a low reptile hiss

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

yesterday I read a fantasy story I wrote at summer camp when I was 16. easily three sabatonfan posts a page

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

first year grad showcase had a pot on display that by pure serendipity looked exactly how I imagined mary ann dominic’s to. maybe phil was on to something

[jello biafra (no relation) @oddscape1]

reaching up and plucking a marvelous iridescent pupa from my kitchen ceiling and feeding it into my brand new black and decker deli slicer