one of my siblings had a first date this morning with one of my coworkers (i set them up) and they got a flat tire on the date so i’m thinking either they’ll be together forever and that story will be told at their wedding or they’ll never see each other again
Cigs that don’t count:
- foreign country cigs
- post meal cigs
- cigs with coffee
- drunk cigs after 11pm
- cigs you smoke with a cute girl
- BD cigs
- when you get the chance to smoke a cig indoors
- when you’re trying a new brand of cig
- the last cig in the pack
one of my siblings had a first date this morning with one of my coworkers (i set them up) and they got a flat tire on the date so i’m thinking either they’ll be together forever and that story will be told at their wedding or they’ll never see each other again
me and the girl i’m buying patio furniture from are telling each other different objects for size reference to make sure it will all fit in my car because neither of us own a measuring tape
did go ahead and buy these platform docs at the doc martens store yesterday and then went ahead and wore them to fall out boy last night as well as all day today now I guess I’m going for world record for the number of blisters u can have at once