Odelys 🇩🇪

Certified mycologist🍄 My margin call is bigger than yours. Expect extraordinary losses. All BS, not financial advice. Parody.

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

It is time to acknowledge I was right all along.

Perfect track record. Hope you participated.

#UB_F #trading #success

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

Today is a second chance to take that screenshot for those who didn't do it back in August.

Mark my word: these bond prices will never be seen again, ever.

#UB_F #ES_F #SPX500 #FDAX #trading #success

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@LongTplexTrader If you give me your template, I promise I can do even better than your son. Everybody knows I never hesitate to execute

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@SoccerMomTrades @Dallas_Korben_ Starting a food fight with random people is more efficient than extreme trade.

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@LongTplexTrader Korrekt

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

If anyone in hedge fund industry is looking for intern, I have a good candidate.

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@VitruviusCurve So, are you still looking for intern? I have a friend… a mentee, if you will

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@VitruviusCurve So, are you still looking for intern? I have a friend… a mentee, if you will

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@ediekollling Just got a call from client. "How come I'm down $1m+? What are you doing?".

Just one of those days. Oh well, there's always tomorrow and a new account for me.

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

#vaccine mandate makes as much sense as mandating everyone including children pull their natural teeth and get all-on-four implants. If you have good teeth, still must do it. Oh, and dentists performing procedure are paid with your tax money. #AustriaHasFallen #Austriaprotest

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@zerohedge Makes sense, but need some new virus to set up a new sling-shot

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

New all-time highs are not always a pleasant experience, particularly if you invest on the short side.

Hope you participating either way.

#ES_F #NQ_F $SPY

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@zerohedge Makes sense, but need some new virus to set up a new sling-shot

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@zerohedge BREAKING: *SOURCES REPORT BIDEN TO NOMINATE ALAN GREENSPAN TO FED CHAIR

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@vtchakarova Klaus Schwab
Bill Gates
George Soros

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

Prediction: $TSLA will top out when @elonmusk net worth reached 420 billion US dollar (currently about 300 billion).

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@QTRResearch Few people realize Biden is entirely an experimental political project out of @BadLipReading
https://t.co/XdFnuCOOok

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

It is time to reveal what we all already know: #JoeBiden is entirely a project masterminded and crafted by the @BadLipReading

#BadLipReading

https://t.co/UD6fvo76ub

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

Congratulations to @Cisco Webex on becoming integrated into @Meta #Metaverse

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@nypost Hypothetically, if Neil Armstrong was alive and changed sex - he could have been considered the first female on the moon.

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

New all-time highs are not always a pleasant experience, particularly if you invest on the short side.

Hope you participating either way.

#ES_F #NQ_F $SPY

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@nypost Hypothetically, if Neil Armstrong was alive and changed sex - he could have been considered the first female on the moon.

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@RampCapitalLLC * not tax advice

[Odelys 🇩🇪 @odelys___]

@RampCapitalLLC Pay 100M tax bill, wait for next year when €AMC is back up to previous highs, do not sell again, wait until it drops and pay another 100M in tax.

This is what paying your fair share means.