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Graduate Architect 📐 | Fitness Enthusiast 🏋🏾

I Think, so I Tweet.

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Miss Thailand Anna Sueangam-iam honored her garbage-collector parents by wearing a dress made from soda can pull-tabs at the Miss Universe pageant.

[Big Mobii @mobiiszn]

women no de ever start life?

[SOMTO @somtodeyforyo]

😂😂😂😭

[Hydra @XBrianDennis]

3 weeks ago, my @Starlink dish that I’ve been using for the past 3 years suddenly went offline.

I messaged support and they said it was damaged beyond repair.

Before I could ask what next, they asked me to confirm my delivery address and they sent me a free replacement device with one month free subscription at zero cost to me.

I come dey imagine say na Nigerian business.

Make I hear say your MTN router spoil and them replace am free of charge with free one month subscription 😂😂😂

This is why @elonmusk is a successful businessman. He knows how to retain the customer.

[Shariff Omega @0mega001]

This should be tweet of the year already😂😂

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

[PRINCE FONESKY @AniebietChrist3]

I got scammed out of my school fees two weeks before resumption.
I’d been saving for two years working at a POS stand, and it was all gone in one fake bank transfer.
I sat on my bed for three days without eating, too ashamed to tell my mum. On the fourth day I went to a cybercafe and told the guy I’d clean it for a month if he let me use the computer at night.
He agreed, and I started learning graphic design from YouTube with the light from his monitor.
I made my first logo for a barber shop for 1,500 naira. Then another, then ten, then I was getting jobs from people outside my state.
I didn’t go back to school that year, but I made more in six months than my dad made in a year.
I used the money to start a small design business and pay my sister’s fees instead. School never happened, but I opened an office last year with three staff under me.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Intelligent people are harder to impress. They read intentions, not gestures.

[LEYE @leyeConnect]

And don’t wear them only for special occasions.

You are an occasion, you are special, wear them whenever and to wherever you want.

[Uchenna Marvin  @MarvinUchenna_]

On 12th of January your men wanted to extort money from me and when they found out I wasn't willing to give them shi shi, they tagged me an IPOB but I was lucky enough to have contacts to dial

So if they had succeeded in sending me to cell as many others who are languishing innocently there does that make me a criminal?

Onye Nzuzu

[Opeyemi Babalola @BOTAD01]

Don't die poor, please.

[Mariam oyindamola @mariamoyind]

I'm memesexual, I only am attracted to people who like memes.

[KeneGraphy🦍📸🖤 @UgwuKenechukw10]

It Rained In My Neighbourhood.

Amechi, Enugu🇳🇬
April, 2026

[MONEY @Fabulous_feran]

Like this tweet if you love Ass😛

[BALOGUN DODONDAWA @1i_riz]

Why are you converting what you spend to naira when you earn in pounds lmfao

[Lazybonez 🦨 @lordwarice]

Good morning to lovers of slim girls

[KeneGraphy🦍📸🖤 @UgwuKenechukw10]

old town.

[Esihle @Thato_Rachidi]

“Father mine is not a confession, I want sister Mary’s number.” 😭…..: