COCO OF LAGOS 💣🍑

[COCO OF LAGOS 💣🍑 @OdieNene]

Make stew.

[Iremide @RxIremide]

People say, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.”
But what if life gives you tomatoes?

[BigLarry | عبد الغني 🦅 @bigdevlarry]

If Obi sef enters and shows he's incompetent, we will also shout and pave the way for the next person. A country with an active voice will one day meet its luck and get a leader who will listen to its cry 🤟.

[FIFI🌟 @fifss__]

Nse ikpe, Bisola Aiyeola, Kehinde Bankole, Blessing Nze, Omoni Oboli, Chioma chukwuka and Bimbo Ademoye. These actors have insane range, and they all deserve their flowers everyday.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am

[pretty bear 🐻 @missprettybear]

An eater who does it for pure pleasure >>>>

[COCO OF LAGOS 💣🍑 @OdieNene]

Hot stuff!

[. @Fimiye]

Lagos conductors rude gan 😂💔

I enter danfo from Abule Egba wey dey go Ikeja, conductor come dey ask everybody for money. This corper put earpiece for ear so e no hear am, na so conductor call am 77k 😭

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

Harmless hill I'll die on:

Birthdays matter.

Maybe you don't need a parade every year, but I'm never going to act like surviving another year of your life isn't worth acknowledging.

[Sheldon Cameron @sheldon_cameron]

Labrinth and Emeli Sandé were in their bag when they recorded Beneath You're Beautiful.

[Tumeigh @simplytumeigh]

I just want to check into a hotel and do nothing but relax and sleep for like 3 days straight.

[Ada🌸 @AdaobiA_]

Eldest daughter: me
Oldest daughter: me
First born daughter: me
First daughter: me
First child: na still me 😭😂

[COCO OF LAGOS 💣🍑 @OdieNene]

📌

[‏ً @itsnwts]

I’ll be a useless woman before I ever let a man think my purpose is cooking and cleaning.

[AJ @joyale__]

If you ask me what I did with money in this economy, it means you are trying to get on my nerves, I promise you, I will jump on you like a tiger.

[FAVY_SKY @Iambunnyk2]

If I must marry you, you have to have a bit of fear for me. I need you to be able to understand that at any point where domestic violence and physical abuse occurs, you should be ready to meet your maker. I’ve said this before! I will blow your brains out and it’ll be in self defense. I will literally end your life. Please take my word for it. I’m not playing.

[COCO OF LAGOS 💣🍑 @OdieNene]

Yes mama! 🙂‍↔️

[Ifekamm @oshiam_Omede]

"as a young woman with leadership skills, that is married to a man who lacks it. You must take the first 3-4 years of your marriage to teach your husband leadership_ and then you step down and allow him to lead you. Am I talking to marriageble ladies here!"

[𖤐 @gottaluvkelvyn]

anytime i remember something cringe i did in the past, i just scream to blur the memory out😭😭😭

[Coconut head 🙂‍↔️😍 @ogebuleN]

if you are yoruba and the only reason you feel peter obi should not become president is because he’s igbo, then you are stup!d and if you are igbo and the only reason you feel peter obi should become president is because the yoruba have been ruling for long and you think it’s time for an igbo person to rule as well, then you sef are stup!d.

[K . @yuluuvmy]

I can go months without sex I really don’t think it’s that deep 😭

[🥷👎🏾 @jmikhe]

If I join una for this tribal hoolabaloo make I die, from state 1 to state 36 including the fct all of una de fucking stupid

[Muna @Munalozy]

If you eat runny eggs like this, why not suck it directly from the fowl yansh. 😭😭😭😭