odie

leave me alone

[odie @odiethedory]

fuck it, i’ll do it myself.

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

*throws Amex down at the abortion clinic* keep the tab open

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

WE ALL GETTING ABORTIONS TONIGHT!

[Caleb Williams Fan Club @The_Burns29]

WHOLE TIMELINE IS SHITTING ON MAGA. THIS IS WHY WE STAY ON TWITTER. I'VE WAITED 10 YEARS FOR THIS NIGHT. PLEASE AMERICA VOTE AND END THIS FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Since everything is turning blue can we please turn this app back into Twitter for good

[ᵂʰᵒ @Whokaux]

charlie kirk been kinda quiet this election season

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

after tonight X is going back to Twitter, officially.

[Midwest Antiquarian @Eric_Erins]

We're turning the ballroom into a drag show venue

[ella dawson @brosandprose]

fuck it let's ban straight marriage while we've got the numbers

[Your bitch ex wife @mmorgankayy]

You can show up to work drunk tomorrow if you're in Texas. They just said it on the news

[normal person @arianadotgov]

they’re going to make it legally mandatory to have one gay son and one thot daughter

[brandi 🦋 @daysevermore]

we’re gonna go rage at HEB

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

BREAKING NEWS: GREG ABBOTT WHEELY WHEELY SAD

[Chloe @Flurryyuri]

this website would genuinely break and stop working if trump died on the kirkversary

[Fulana del Rey🧣🤴🏻💉💊 @etoEMIdato]

Chingas a tu puta madre Jolene.

[veronica lodge chart updates @livaldovinos]

I know how you feel England I lost my queen too

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[odie @odiethedory]

mind you….theyre flirting w me…i’ll send a “hey girlie” text so fast don’t tempt me

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[miilatoooo @miiilato]

hearing a rumor about yourself that's completely true so now you have to investigate how it got out:

[odie @odiethedory]

don’t be w a baddie if u can’t handle what comes with being w a baddie