𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓣𝓲𝓶𝓮

Pan Africanism 🖤

Naughty by nature 🤤
@Aloneszn0

[𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓣𝓲𝓶𝓮 @Odinga07]

Two girls lose control and go head-to-head in a wild one-on-one brawl.

[𝙿𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻💔 @Aloneszn0]

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

[fàgó @Fago9ere]

Cuddling in bed and falling asleep together is definitely one of the best feelings in a relationship

[Ocean 🌊 @fw_bigdog]

Hey, American friends, are you guys doing okay? 🇺🇸❤️
Just your concerned Canadian neighbour checking in…

[Big $noop @snoopymanee]

Why did the stoner plant a lightbulb? He wanted to grow a power plant.

[𝒢𝑜𝓁𝒹 @vidxn_]

"Sorry it's the autism"

No. Your self-diagnosed autism does not justify your nasty, immature, and toxic behaviour.

[Ebube @ikokwuarthur]

Before you worry about how others see you, focus first on how you see yourself — that matters far more.

[Possible 💥 @Possible_wrld]

What feels better than a good weed?

[osama ✰ @realwolog]

this neega stole my gif cus i deleted few minutes after posting the first time 🤬

[Maurice @AyangMaurice]

Reading on the beach.

[Ocean 🌊 @fw_bigdog]

After 33 years smoking weed: it makes you dumber, less confident, wrecks sleep, and was the hardest drug I’ve ever quit. in nature is good. That’s all.

[Bill @BillWiIdin]

Back when doctors actually did real-world experiments instead of just reading consensus scripts off a screen.

[𝟐𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐲𝐲 @nomodeath]

I work part time at a science museum in the cafe, and this particular museum is directed towards kids and families so we get tons of younger kiddos coming into the cafe every day. But one of my favorite things to do when a kid wants ice cream (or some other sweet treat) but its clear their parents or grandparents or whatever adult they’re with doesn’t want them to have sweets at 11 in the morning is to tell the kid “Nooo you don’t want that, it’s got Dinosaur Cooties on it”. And I get one of two responses from this
One being “D: !!!!!!!!” utter horror, “what do you MEAN dinosaur cooties exist??? I have to worry about THAT now??” and it is the funniest thing. Bonus points if the adult they’re with plays along. Works best on younger kids, they’re ALWAYS shocked that there’s this New Cootie they have to worry about and suddenly the sweet treat is not at the forefront of their mind.
Response two being “No way >:(" to which I go “Yeah, you’ve seen Night at the Museum, right? The dinosaurs come to life every night! The big one in the lobby, her name is Rexie, she comes in here and licks all the ice cream, gets slobber everywhere, it’s suuuuuper gross :(” That usually gets them LOL. Again bonus points if the adult plays along (most do, funnily enough!)
I’ve also had several kids come up to me throughout their meal and ask “Are you SURE there’s dinosaur cooties on the ice cream???? D:” or something along those lines, and when I tell you I keep the bit going as long as I can…. It is so funny. I am nothing if not a man for the bit.

[𝐊𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐢𝐧 @_D0VBYK]

Who want a hits 🚬 🔥

[𝘿𝙚𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙮 @jeremiahfi86942]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[FLEXZY @Flexzyisking]

Smoking weed through a bong filled with alcohol is sure coolest and craziest ways to get high.

[Big Smoke @Bigsmoke3As]

One of my biggest let downs as a true stoner was getting to Jamaica and realizing all the weed was trash

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. @luvherout]

I can always tell when my light irritates ppl. That’s why I stay to myself. Because how you mad because I’m great?

[SamWel😶‍🌫️ @elsambiz]

Stoners Only:
If you ash everywhere except the ashtray, we can’t vibe.

[STiLL ThugGin🚶🏿‍♂️ @thugthugger101]

if it brings you peace, keep it private. everybody doesn’t need access

[Teresa @tessy_1018]

Is it still love or just habit if you keep defending your ex to other people?