Bell Ringer

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[Adel On Politics @Broadbasedgal]

Tomorrow, the High Court will deliver its ruling on the impeachment case involving Gachagua

There are two possible outcomes:

1. Allow him to continue with his political ambitions

2. Bring his political ambitions to an end

I hope the court will consider option 2

[Ajuoga🌹✨ @madam_CX5]

Ol Kallao!
Give me bread or throw it to the dogs...

Ruto has Kikuyus by balls, any little misalignment he squeezes them.

Give that SAGE his flowers.

[Mercy Naeku @NaekuMercy]

Oyaa Morara Kebaso, come see your student Kalonzo following the syllabus perfectly , ameanza lesson ya mchango for his 2027 campaign. 😅

[Rein @Asamoh_]

He said you post yourself for online validation?

[Kawangware Finest ™ - Geoffrey Moturi @cbs_ke]

This is peer pressure. Ministry of education mist be FIRM....

[Adel On Politics @Broadbasedgal]

Kenyans are telling Kalonzo Musyoka to choose between money and votes. Tears in my eyes 😂😂😂

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Watu wa DCP wataona kivumbi Ol Kalou. Uzuri nimewawuon!

[BRIAN KIPKIRUI @BrianKipki28416]

The silent majority will shock many listen to what this man is saying

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Oscar Sudi amefikiwa kabisa! 😂😂

[Marto🇰🇪 @marto254_]

Rumors have it that alisambaziwa stima vizuri she is now a mother

[Abuga Makori EGH, MBE @abuga_makori]

Kisii Governor Simba Arati meeting US-based online commentator and aspiring Embakasi East MP Cosmas Choi.

[Adele @Adele_lide]

Kalonzo is one big joker. I mean, a very serious joker.

The guy organized a fundraising dinner last night. It was supposed to be the talk of the town. It was a KSh 25,000-per-plate event, meant to bring together the who's who of Kenya in support of his presidential bid.

It was supposed to attract multimillionaire sponsors willing to stand with Kalonzo. It was supposed to draw renowned business moguls ready to back him after 44 years in public service. It was also expected to feature global figures with whom Kalonzo has built relationships throughout his long political career.

Whenever Raila held similar fundraising dinners, we would see former presidents, former prime ministers, and other global figures flying in from all over the world. Even influential leaders such as Narendra Modi would send representatives and donations.

In fact, during Raila's fundraising events, you often had to book a month in advance. Seats for locals sometimes had to be limited to create space for friends and supporters arriving from different parts of the world.

Then comes Kalonzo — the so-called "6th."

Look at the people around him. The same familiar faces from Ukambani, apart from Senator Dan Maanzo, who is now being labelled a mole. The crowd mainly consisted of aspiring MCAs, MPs, senators, and gubernatorial candidates from Ukambani and coastal regions with significant Kamba populations. There were also a few aspirants from Garissa County seeking to win over Kamba voters.

No major business leaders seemed to be present, apart from Mutua the tyre repairer from Industrial Area.

Seriously?

A man who has occupied some of the most powerful public offices in the country for 44 years raises only KSh 9.75 million for a presidential campaign?

Isn't that the definition of a serious joker?

No wonder Rigathi Gachagua and John Methu keep referring to them as "joyriders."

Bure kabisa.

[Rein @Asamoh_]

After his return , Kenyans expect a detailed report on all bilateral agreements signed and how they will benefit ordinary citizens. @StateHouseKenya must engage in proper messaging and communication. Government spokesman has been sleeping a lot.

[Bakhita Esther @bakhita_esther]

Elections must be fair and transparent, msijaribu kuibia Ruto kura !

[Rein @Asamoh_]

Idiots who have been voting based on mediocrity 👇🏿

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

“Hakuna vile Alliance watachoma shule na sisi tubaki.. Hio haiwezi”

“Kama Lenana wako home kusema ukweli, sisi ni nani?”

The GoK through the ministry of education must control this student unrest before more kids die from infernos.

[Adel On Politics @Broadbasedgal]

"Mbona Mimi mnanitusi, wakalenjin hawatusi Ruto, wakikuyu hawatusi Uhuru na Wakamba hawatusi Kalonzo"

Angry speaker Wetangula lectures Western Kenya people

[Abdulahi Adan @AbdulahiAdan10]

Siasi si rahisi

[Book Ten @Bookten8]

Ni Masaa ya kuguziana sasa

Drop those handles tujengane.

[Rein @Asamoh_]

#JusticeForEugeneMutuku who was ejected from a moving matatu over fare. He was a KMTC student on attachment in Kasarani. Why is @ntsa_kenya silent on the Sacco