real homie

yoinks

[real homie @odsales14]

When the dojo casino is all in your mind

[Joey @suzukiplsstay]

I really hope Iran doesn’t realize how much this park means to us

As Americans, we would be DEVASTATED if something happened to it 💔

[real homie @odsales14]

Having the time of my life at #YCS300

[real homie @odsales14]

Free carats? 👁️👄👁️

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[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

Me when the samurai is suddenly behind me and is sheathing his blade

[Pilgrim @VLONEPREDATOR]

we trained grok on black and chinese

[VEVO2K 🌺☀️🌧️ @Blackvev0]

When them fajitas come out sizzling

[Fernando Borretti @zetalyrae]

If carpet was invented today everyone would think it was a joke. Yeah we made a towel that's glued to the floor that you walk on and it gets filthy and it's impossible to clean.

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

just found these photos from 1948 of a SEAL at a PUB??? wHY????

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

then what is the point of the french

[elfsgiving🧝‍♀️🍂 @silverybarbs]

been watching x-files with the boys and the whole show is just this

[vincent | team fossils ☄️🩶⚙️✈️ @vdrawsrobots]

Bugs when you pick up a rock

[mau @rllydu]

they’re lucky i wasn’t around for noah’s ark, they would’ve had to take 3 goats…

[jim (normal) @nissan_roguer]

The lion doesn’t concern himself with Microsoft teams notifications

[real homie @odsales14]

I'm so tired of people talking about not having stuff on their bingo cards. It was clever when it first popped up how many years ago but now it's just

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

stimulants save me…

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude