Odunmi™❁

Son, Brother, Husband, Father, Finance Analyst, Auditor, Simple and easy going, love truth and detest lies passionately, JESUS CHRIST AMBASSADOR!!!

[Fanbrizio Ronaldo @FabrizioRonald0]

🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo's Free Kick against Arsenal has been voted the greatest Free Kick of ALL TIME. 🤯

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

United's 2026/27 #PL fixture list in full 🗓️🔒

[Crazy Moments @Crazymoments01]

A security guard captured something strange during a late-night patrol. 😳

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

It was great joining Njideka Akunyili Crosby — a gifted Nigerian-born, Los Angeles-based artist — to unveil our first portrait together. This piece reflects so many chapters of Michelle and my story, and we’re thrilled that it will be on display in the Hope and Change lobby at the Obama Presidential Center starting this Juneteenth.

[CeCe @cecegkh]

Have The Simpsons predicted the future AGAIN?!

Viral folks are swearing it’s the 2026 World Cup Final lock. Brazil gets upset by some random underdog early, Ronaldo finally gets his glory… or is it all just coincidence?

Is this the YEAR OF THE UNDERDOG?

I’m here for the chaos!

Who you got winning it all?

[Pulse Nigeria @PulseNigeria247]

"Team Nigeria" at the 2026 World Cup. 🇳🇬

Here are all the players of Nigerian descent currently representing other countries at the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

Global Sacrifice.

[Premier League @premierleague]

The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵

🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️

https://t.co/WhEOpy1OFt

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

The official line is that they were a Norwegian trade delegation. Technically accurate, because they are Nordic, and there was trade. But they are also seven feet tall, telepathic, and arrived on the South Lawn without a vehicle.

I am the Deputy Director of Visitor Logistics at the White House. I logged them into WAVES as FOREIGN DIGNITARIES (3), NON-TERRESTRIAL, NO MOTORCADE REQUIRED, and the meeting went extremely well.

The Pleiadians requested the audience in March. They communicate telepathically, which the President respected immediately, because it meant nothing was in writing.

They traveled 444 light-years to deliver a warning about our trajectory as a species, the kind of warning a doctor gives a patient who keeps asking if he can smoke in the waiting room. Atomic weapons. Ocean collapse. Machine intelligence. I did not take complete notes, because the meeting ran 25 minutes and he spent the first eleven asking where they got the jackets.

Their opening offer: clean fusion, the cure for every disease, the propulsion equations. Free. Contingent on planetary disarmament.

His advisors begged him not to negotiate against a species that reads minds. It turned out he is the one man alive with nothing to find. They reached into his mind expecting layer upon layer of deception and found a single image, perfectly clear: him, wearing one of their jackets. The delegation conferred for a long moment and informed us that in eleven thousand years of contact, no species had ever tried to buy the uniform. They called it coherence. They did not mean it as a compliment. He has already trademarked it.

He countered. Landing rights, retroactive to 1947. Eighty years of unauthorized airspace use, invoiced with interest. Legal added a line item for the weather balloon story. Narrative services. We billed them for our own cover-up, and the tall one went silent for nine seconds, which I am told is how their species weeps.

Greenland stays in the deal. They did not want Greenland. He said that's how he knew it was valuable. What kind of advanced civilization passes on waterfront?

Then UFC Freedom 250. This Sunday. Seven bouts on the same lawn we were standing on. His birthday, which he assured them was a coincidence the universe keeps arranging. He offered them galactic distribution rights. Then he looked at the tall one for a long time and offered him the co-main event. Seven feet. Reach like a cathedral door. Walks around at a weight our scales log as an error. Someone said the commission would never sanction it. He appoints the commission.

The tall one declined. He lowered the offer to the prelims. This is a negotiating technique.

They asked if staging a cage fight on the negotiation site was a threat display. He said it was a Flag Day celebration, and also yes.

I should note that an environmental group has sued to stop the octagon. Nobody has sued to stop the aliens. I forwarded this to Counsel as proof that the permitting process is working.

Protocol required a gift exchange. They presented a small silver sphere that shows the holder the full consequences of his choices. He looked into it for four seconds and asked if it came in gold.

You have all seen the photo. A groundskeeper took it through the magnolias. We told the press pool it was a costume rehearsal for a streaming series, and the pool, to their credit, wrote that down. The groundskeeper now works at the Department of Energy. I am told this is a promotion.

There is also footage. He spotted the camera mid-meeting and pointed at it the way you'd point at a waiter whose name you intend to learn. Instead of having it confiscated, he licensed it on the spot. The leak is now official merchandise. Every time you share it, a royalty accrues. You have probably shared it. Have you checked? He thanks you for your business.

The deal collapsed at dusk. The Pleiadians withdrew the fusion offer when he asked them to walk out before the main event as Special Guests of the Octagon. They said humanity was not ready. He had Counsel log that as a verbal option to renew.

Final tally: our species declined the cure for every disease and counteroffered with pay-per-view. The delegation received two tickets to the Ellipse screening area. Not cageside. He does not give away cageside.

They left without sound. One moment present, then elsewhere, like a fee disclosure.

Two things before Sunday. The walkout jackets for the main card are red with gold embroidery. Licensed. The fusion fell through, but the jackets closed in an afternoon.

And there are three seats on the South Lawn logged as HOLD, GUESTS OF THE PRINCIPAL, DO NOT ASSIGN. I did not enter that hold. The system says I did.

He says everyone comes back to the table.

We're the only planet with the belt.

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Thor: Ragnarok has a deleted scene where Hela confronts Odin in a New York alley and kills him in front of Thor and Loki

Test audiences felt too sorry for Odin. Taika Waititi reshot the scene in Norway to make it lighter

The original version is brutal

Marvel cut it

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Okocha gets his FIFA World Cup Superior Player of the Match for his performance at the Nigeria vs. Spain' 1998 World Cup.

LEGEND 🔥🔥

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 BREAKING! ⚡️

FIFA announce the new rules that will be implemented in the 2026 World Cup. 🤝

🎥 @FIFAcom

[YouSceneThis? @YouSceneThis]

Don't ignore this video 😂.

[AYANFE @CHULLY1010]

When the secret refuses to stay buried 😂😂

[Lilian Ogechi @Adaigboglobal]

This is serious. Zite is just 11. She is the daughter of Asa ObiSouth, a popular Nigerian content creator living in South Africa.

Every time Zite goes to dispose the bin, this their South African Peadophilic neighbour will be calling trying to force her into his apartment.

South African Men? E mere unu ya eme? Why always young, naive girls? Tufiakwa!

Asa Obisouth, please, pick your kids and leave that country. Stop jeopardising the safety of your family because you want to stay in South Africa!

[®️ @Roebanie]

Anomali

Ada Pempek di #zonajajanᅠᅠᅠ pagii

[𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐑 🇬🇭🇬🇧 @Ohene_Khojo]

Most people don’t know that’s how to tuck in a shirt.

[POOJA!!! @PoojaMedia]

Best World Cup Advert This Year.

Nike Cooked. 🔥🔥

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The best way to learn how to backflip

[Koskoca Mazi @gozumdecanIandi]

“Superman gerçekten uçabilseydi nasıl görünürdü?” sorusunu ciddiye alan adamlar. 😄