Odysseus of Ithaca

King of Ithaca, fashionably late.

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To be fair, I haven’t read The Odyssey either.

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Apparently I’m taking my time getting home. #odyssey

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I’m going to put in a counter bid against King Midas to buy Twitter. Do they take bronze cauldrons?

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@alexbrie @bobbyvoicu Take care if you do, most people who follow me never come back.

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Have another year.

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@LEJenksBrown I told a joke to Polyphemus, but he couldn’t see the point.

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@stuart_clegg Wore my mirrored sunglasses.

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Off to The Gorgon’s Head for a pint.

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Or nine...

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How the hell have I still got cheese in my ears?

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@CSMFHT Hilarious. Blocked for my reaction to a lame reply. Someone’s way too precious.

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@CSMFHT This is my life.

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@CSMFHT

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It’s Day 4, the score hasn’t changed, this one has a draw written all over it.

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@bigsharkguy @CSMFHT Best way to get him raging at the camp fire was to mention this:
Me: Yeah why didn’t your mum just biff you in and fish you out again really quick?
Achilles: Shut up! Shut UP! SHUT UP! 😤😠😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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And I thought Achilles took his bloody time.

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Am I drunk yet?

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Achilles and the Myrmidons arriving at Troy.

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Is anyone checking up on Sisi's Egypt

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@1an_Higgins Pretty much every day at Troy, and everywhere I’ve been in Greece since.

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@CSMFHT He’s always been a bit of a dickhead.