CHILL✰

[7”🕊️ @Braceyoursef]

Nigerians on Twitter are sympathizing with police,the ones on TikTok are sympathizing with kidnappers.

[ay🎀 @Ayx_30]

when she rejects me straight
up instead of wasting my time.

[CHILL✰ @oe_wilfred]

shut up abeg.

[Ola Adams @AlfaAdam001]

You bought a ₦10m car.
I bought ₦10m worth of stocks.

You look richer.
Let’s see who is richer in 10 years.

[B¹G ZIM @XcessCars]

In ten year you fit be laughing stock

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

girls make it really easy for people they like.

[ᴅᴀ ʟᴀɢᴏsʙᴏʏ @Shola_dlb]

Instead of groundnut, just drink your garri with this. E no cost it’s just 4,400 naira.

[BODE @neverelent]

This concept of us eating everyday is becoming a little bit problematic o

[²² @tw3ntytw00]

una go bounce back, run carry girl wey we dey manage for trenches go date una dey overdooooo.

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

same person btw

[oshodi @Oshodi_0]

if person advice you finish beg am for money

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

crazy part is I can bet you my entire life savings there’s a nigga in her DMs like “lemme eat it”

[🍀 @HassanSZNN]

The hope that one day it’ll get better is what keeps us going. Honestly life’s crazy, there’s no certainty it will get better, but we’ll keep going regardless.

[winner @Ayowinner_]

Nigga, keep betting on yourself. We gon meet at the top.

[Finest wine 🍷 @finest__winee]

Steal our money, rub it on our face, if we complain, throw crumbs at our fellow downtrodden comrades and have them fight us.

Rinse and repeat.

The Nigerian political class story.

[𝟘𝟘sᴀs @fw00sas]

moment i notice someone isn't feeling me, i delete myself from their life.

[V @vyyker]

anytime i pick i airdrop to my women first❤️

[tangleTongue🥃 @Hardjeyyy]

The typa crosses they're putting in.
Omo technicians don scarce for this sport.

[ajay @1meajay]

e get stage wey you go reach, you go start dey miss all the money wey you don dash out.

[. @alphacruiz]

“Fake it till you make it”❌

“Face it till you make it”✅