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[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

you couldn’t even write a book called “the very hungry caterpillar” these days. it would have to be something like, “the very cunty caterpillar”. or “the caterpillar who served cunt”. because of woke

[martha @mxmsworld]

We’re too passive.

[cie @hsmiltn]

happy pride month🏳️‍🌈

[La Rana Gitana @LaRanaGitana]

Mi bisabuela: 9 hijos
Mi abuela: 3 hijos
Mi madre: 3 hijos
Yo: 1 gato
El gato: castrado

[newbodyYeelar @_yeelar]

I hope nothing straight happens to you this month ❤️

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

Dua’s honeymoon is going to breach unforeseen levels of holidaying

[stride @xedirts]

this is exactly how i think dua lipa’s life is

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

The problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

Maybe Lupita is a really good choice for Helen of Troy. All I’ve seen is men fighting about her...

[respari @0riy0n]

They said the heat is stroking people
Where 👀

[critter @BecomingCritter]

*scrolling twitter for 4th straight hour* man I'm so glad I never got hooked on short-form video

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

if you don’t need them, don’t use them, it’s not that deep is it

[💗 @ma1ybe]

Hot take but we literally tried to warn you that this is what happens when abortion access isn’t accessible.

[Liam @liammo_]

Trainline is so camp why have I got 4 emails with a tone basically like “wow you’ve only gone and bloody done it - you’re off to Trowbridge chick😍😍😍”

[Dr. Ann Olivarius @AnnOlivarius]

Far from being a taboo, the men and boys who rape actually bond over it.

Collective, ritualistic humiliation and rape of women and girls is historically not new.

But filming and sharing it, to bond with a larger audience who then participates, is.
https://t.co/jD1J1XcvYu

[morally grey @knowncougar]

literally how can it get bleaker than this

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

A fourth beret has hit John Travolta’s head