Bofur

Think furnace— with wings.

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

[Lifts a playful brow and hands his instrument over.] I like a forward, /Woman/. https://t.co/uKvWLFOqin

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

[Plays his flute for her—if ya know what he means.] https://t.co/zCVC3bXumR

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

// Will forever flirt back https://t.co/u7mmdLkOT0

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

// Hitting on Riss in character

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

But— you— /Fine/. https://t.co/jcHAuMFWMv

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

And you are, lassie? https://t.co/9oP1Lsq6ic

[Bitchy Tauriel @BitchyTauriel]

“Wait! Wait.. I have to update your list then!”

*Unrolls the scroll that goes on and on*

“..Alright.. Number 4,672.. Bofur the Dwarf..”

“Thranduil.. Have you considered a ‘take-a-number’ sign?” https://t.co/CjNEMN30AT

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

// BOMBUr https://t.co/2VxLz3zeu7

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

x

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

// Tou are not sorry. https://t.co/SrcsmUNGus

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

It was not an insult. Purely f a c t. https://t.co/rmDSyy5Ca5

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

// Riss shhhh https://t.co/EIJ4DRLdFk

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

I saw Thorin today— he was a welcome sight.

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

Oh—no. [Slight roll of his eyes. Damned elves.] https://t.co/gYycukE5no

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

Am I supposed to be cowering? https://t.co/I8hcZzDl5p

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

That may be an overstatement.

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

I’m listening and hearing lies. https://t.co/ffX7ZCIU9J

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

It is still a leaf.

Match point, pointy ears.

[Bofur @ofClarinets]

You don’t?

I believe lettuce is a l e a f.