𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧

“𝚈𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚎, @secretivebride.” (writer #Z, 18+) | PARODY

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

“𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔.”

𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐇. 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 ‣‣‣ 𝐁𝐁𝐂 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤

‣𝟿 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚛𝚙 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎
‣𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎/𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚝
‣𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚂𝙻𝚜

[‍ ‍𝚂𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙾𝙲𝙺. @preferringtext]

𝙿𝚁𝙴𝙵𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚃𝙴𝚇𝚃: 𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒎𝒆𝒔, set within an a/b/o alternative universe. the world’s only consulting detective. writer is 21+. minors, do not interact. multiverse, and multiship, with chemistry.

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

Enter: John.

[ᅟᅟᅠᅠ𝚂𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙻𝙾𝙲𝙺 𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙼𝙴𝚂 .ᐟ @Holmes2Purple]

Man he’s so bored.

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

@Holmes2Purple //Thank you, thank you

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

@LxbileStxbility “I did in the shop, got back to the flat, took a piss, took another look, then opened it.”

He paused, slugging back a large sip.

“I think it’s fine.”

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

A Wednesday glass of wine at 1 AM? Yes.

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

// if you watch What We Do In The Shadows, go follow my Nadja! @AntipaxosNadja

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

// oh my god now it’s 12+ years experience RP of all sorts of characters 😳💀

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

“𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚞𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚔.”

𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐇. 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 ‣‣‣ 𝐁𝐁𝐂 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤

‣𝟿 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚛𝚙 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎
‣𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎/𝚖𝚒𝚛𝚛𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚕𝚒𝚝
‣𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚂𝙻𝚜

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

// updates:

- 11+ years experience

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

No you won’t.

[༆ 𝕴𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝔄𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑 @salaciousintent]

I rather enjoy causing you discomfort.

But I will be nice. Just this once. . .

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

@Holmes2Purple // THANK YOU I AM SO HAPPY TO BE HERE HOMIE

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

… do me a favour and stop talking. Please. It’s incredibly late and I really don’t want to imagine you and Sherlock — on my chair.

[༆ 𝕴𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝔄𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑 @salaciousintent]

𝘾𝙝𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙚.

I’ll be sure to leave you a present the next time I come over. By the way, I would have your armchair cleaned before sitting in it next.

Me and your roommate might have gotten a bit. . . carried away.

[— 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐬 @THECODEOFBACH]

· 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐒𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐦𝐞𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝟐𝟐𝟏𝐁 𝐁𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐭 ·

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

… fuck off, Irene.

[༆ 𝕴𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝔄𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑 @salaciousintent]

Count your days, Watson.

I may have laced your drink.

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

He’s making cheesy toast.

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

How considerate of you to return to us.

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 — slow @giantotterman]

rising from the dead.
my morning routine.

[𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐔𝐋𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 — slow @giantotterman]

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⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ❝ do your research. ❞
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⠀⠀𝚆𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚖 𝚂𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙼𝙴𝚂
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⠀⠀½ 𝗯𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘁 𝗯𝗼𝘆𝘀. violin&crimes.
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[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

// IM BACK, ASSHOLES.

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

For you? No.

[༆ 𝕴𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝔄𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐑 @salaciousintent]

Five more minutes of sleep. . .

[𝐃𝐫. 𝐉𝐨𝐡𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @ofJohnWatson]

@Holmes2Purple // not me MAGICALLY RETURNING TWO MONTHS LATER