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[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

y’all sitting here telling me i’m “milking the song” like im not the same nigga who remixed a song for 10 months. i do not care bro.

[- @ofTheRepublic_]

.@JonRisinger https://t.co/aCJKYZFrWy

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

Respect the drip, twerp.

[- @ofTheRepublic_]

I just had McDonald’s for the first time in two years and my body is reminding me why 🤮

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Little spoon / Big spoon role is actually just based on who had a more Difficult day

[John Legend @johnlegend]

This myth of freedom and choice sounds wonderful til you realize your boss has the freedom and choice to fire you from this union job.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

my time has arrived

[- @ofTheRepublic_]

@icuarius They’re not ready for that conversation though

[- @ofTheRepublic_]

@onlyabidoang @xxistars my favorite is when someone stands next to the dining room table with three extra spots open

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

Just to recap:

2/5: Trump is "acquitted"

2/6: Trump uses National Prayer Breakfast to promise vengeance

2/7: Trump starts firing witnesses

2/11: Career officials resign in protest as Trump administration intervenes in sentencing to protect Stone

It's been less than a week.

[Cairo Mathebula @Cairo_Mathebula]

Adulthood is really waiting on one email to change your life.

[Wisdom Kaye @modsiwW]

Ight so I made my first tiktok lmao

[Josh Crowley (sp?) @jdcrowley]

It still blows my mind that someone corrected all the math in Iowa and determined Bernie should've gotten more delegates, but it actually doesn't matter because the fucked-up results are somehow legally binding.

[- @ofTheRepublic_]

communication break down is why so many good friendships fail, once I had a friend who would unfollow/mute me when she was mad at me irl, like how much harder is it to search for a profile and hit “unfollow” than it is to pick up the phone and text someone

[Zulf @Ferdiana_S4Mods]

Fight without dust or cloud mod 😂😂
https://t.co/ZNHNC6d8av
#TheSims4 #thesims #Sims4

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

The ones saying vlogger are more realistic than a damn astronaut it’s like 14 astronauts in the world

[AA @Afiaa_ba]

The most racist thing just happened to me at work. How can a coworker say to me the ONLY black at work today “I can understand why we hired you Africans as slaves, you’re hard working. I see it in you”