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at the vampire mansion

[butch solid snake @aphotism]

first person to draw the xenomorph with bacterial colonies

[Amy @queenofaerobics]

I've just woke up from a sex dream about Martin Lewis the money man

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

I’ve grieved grey’s anatomy characters harder than Erika Kirk has grieved her husband

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant labubu

[✿ @undercoverothr]

“you lot are too thick… sorry i mean some people are too thick” TEJA OMGGGGJHHJ????? #bbuk

[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

me if I ever get my hands on the abhorrent mr vegas #bbuk

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

this isn’t funny or anything really but i cannot stop saying “fat pussу WIFE” in my head so

[Connor @joannesbitch]

I think the apple’s rotten right to the core

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

I hate when people say “aww ducks shouldn’t eat bread” like aye but they’re going crazy for it
Should a man drink 6 pints of Guinness? Should a child be puffing a cherry cola vape? Would you deprive them of that? x

[hex @millerbiwife]

stop smoking juuls with the fools and come smoke fags with the fags

[nico 💫 🌟 @crowboyofficial]

i guess coffee really is for closers

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire
- did i act ok
- was i cool
- was i fun
- did you have fun
- did i do anything wrong

[sarahs onlyhaters @ultracrap]

“are you drinking cranberry juice because you have a uti?”

it’s sad that in todays society a girl can’t enjoy a tart beverage made from an innocent fruit filled with antioxidants without being accused of something wrong with her. also yeah i have a uti