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You don't even wanna know.

[Court of Masters Certified Pussy Sommelier @of_fireworks]

So many people want to be fascists, but they still want to seem like good people, so the challenge is finding a way to be authoritarian but for the "right cause". But it's still fascism.

[Drift ᯓ★ @ihydevv]

🇺🇸 As of July 1, child rapists in Idaho will face execution by a firing squad.

[Court of Masters Certified Pussy Sommelier @of_fireworks]

@themarinadove Do we shoot our shot here or in your DMs? Also is there a form to fill out? Pardon me, I haven't done this before and don't want to mess up the paperwork!

[Doc @DrBitcoinMD]

POV: you go down the Kars4Kids rabbit hole and end up watching a video of orthodox Jews chasing the official mascot of the organization, Fiveish the 5 dollar bill, through the streets of Israel because they assumed it was an antisemitic prank.

[Court of Masters Certified Pussy Sommelier @of_fireworks]

@AdamFriedland I think you should have Fiveish come on your show and get to the bottom of this! Let him speak his truth! He's being slandered

[Ali Abunimah @AliAbunimah]

I know you’re going to think this sounds fake but the mascot of Oorah, the Jewish group whose “Israel” junkets are funded by @Kars4kids, is an anthropomorphic stack of money named Fiveish

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

What an afternoon

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Drake (texting): What's yo favorite Crayola color

Millie Bobby Brown: Wild Watermelon

Drake: Damn they just letting anything be a crayon these days huh. Hahaaa. Hard for a guy like me to keep up

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

The only form of ethical consumption under capitalism

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

[Court of Masters Certified Pussy Sommelier @of_fireworks]

@DrAllyLouks @d0ndulce I apologize for my username, I promise I'm a respectable person.

[Court of Masters Certified Pussy Sommelier @of_fireworks]

@DrAllyLouks @d0ndulce The United Kingdom has produced two "people's princess": Diana and you.

[ib @Indian_Bronson]

Hate to say it but this kind of thing underlines how China operates with a much more serious civilizational intent than the whole Western world in comparison.

[Court of Masters Certified Pussy Sommelier @of_fireworks]

@wetworkarchive Katt Williams as Meatwad

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Anthony hated how Americans viewed street food abroad and correctly pointed out that street vendors with daily lines of loyal patrons don't stay in business for years by giving everyone in their neighborhood food poisoning.

[Court of Masters Certified Pussy Sommelier @of_fireworks]

If Beyblades was animated by Vincent Chansard

[Insane Clips @StreetFightsHQ]

This guy is making industrial-strength Beyblades that literally burst into flames when they spin

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

When I am drunk any woman looks like this to me

[Court of Masters Certified Pussy Sommelier @of_fireworks]

@themeredith Chili's needs to run this as an ad.

[Norman Finkelstein @normfinkelstein]

It might seem that I've been Missing in Action, but I continue to do my best, non-stop, for the Cause. I am hopeless but that's beside the point: the wise Confucius was once described as "one who knows it’s hopeless, but keeps trying anyway.” Here are two wonderful renditions of a timeless song (by the great Pete Seeger) about the horrors of war and the dignity in the refusal to go along with it. Marlene Dietrich was German, but she denounced the Nazi atrocities during World War 2 and publicly sided with the Allies. The Germans never forgave her, but in the hearts of free men and women, she will forever be honored. Would that today's Germans learn the real meaning of moral courage. The new college semester is just beginning. Hopefully, it will be marked by a new surge of courage as young people wrest back the right to free speech and defy university officials who, in return for a few gold coins, are colluding with Israel's genocide. Free Speech/Free Gaza

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[temple runner @misscalcula]

i will not ask chatgpt anything. i will ask a friend or a professor. questions are an important part of sociality. do not let AI make you lonely

[Court of Masters Certified Pussy Sommelier @of_fireworks]

No respect given to the greatest quote of the last 30 years, "Gotta have them ribs! And pussy too!"

[S.D. Wickett @essdeewickett]

What's interesting about Obama is that, for a supposedly famed orator, not a single quote of his has entered the public consciousness. Not one.