Council of Immigraton & Refugees is currently grilling Latvian & Spanish Ministers for their role in the defunding of multiple Councils. Where to go next?
Updateeeee: @ECOFINYMGE thought they could defund us, but before visiting the Council, the Minister of Luxembourg had set up a separate bank account, channeled funds of Ministers there and we are still thriving with personal funds. Thank you but no thank you.
Press Release: @ECOFINYMGE causes 2000 deaths of healthy refugees heading towards safe haven in Greece. While the rest of Europe is dying, EcoFin is withholding funs and creating more chaos. We condemn them and blame the deaths on their selfish ways.
Luxembourg borders have closed following orders from Ministers of Justice and Immigration (@of_refugees). Originally supposed to be private orders, but leaked to the media by one of the Minister's wives. Oops!
2000 refugees were being sent to the Greek Island of Rhodes to save them from the epidemic. However, the boat carrying them capsized because it was only meant to carry 200. Poor planning? Poor coordination? No funding?
A bomb on the Polish-Russian border led to an Emergency Meeting of the Council of Foreign Affairs and Immigration & Refugees. However, no action was taken on the matter. Dun dun dunnnnn
The Minister for France shall represent the Council of Immigration & Refugees at the Inter-Council Meeting of the EU. Exciting updates from the Council!
DIRECTIVE! Greece will open some islands to host healthy refugees who will be transported by Schengen countries. Luxembourg shall make the Useldange Airfield available for this purpose.
DIRECTIVE PASSED! Council of Immigration & Refugees will work with the International Partnership for Human Rights to promote transparency, human rights and the true values of the European Union in refugee camps.
DIRECTIVE PASSED! Increase funding for medical programs in refugee camps! Educate refugees on symptoms of HIB. Wealthier EU nations to contribute more in terms of funding.