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Bongo Girls lead drummer. USAO Alumna.

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@yeptheboys Canned dog food juice.

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Depressive gargoyle nightmare girl>>>>>

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Why does my phone get more interesting when my show comes back on

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Any fine sociologists out there watched “You Can’t Kill Meme”? Please do, I have questions.

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@IllegallySmol Petunia💕

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If I go into labor wearing my @yeptheboys hoodie, does that mean I can get new merch🤔🤔🤔

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Dude said he doesn’t like garlic salt and I’m sorry I don’t know if I can do this any longer.

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Looks like I’m swiping on tinder but in reality I’m just deleting my seven thousand alarms.

[lucy westenra ♱ @bIoodfangs]

dream jobs:
- forest witch
- rich vampire’s wife
- haunted bookstore owner

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Four ‘ritas in on margarita Monday…and I remember I took hydros this morning. Beautiful.

[Mark Takano @MarkTakano]

BIG NEWS: I’ve just introduced legislation in Congress calling for a four-day work week. It’s well past time that Americans have more time to live their lives, and not just work. Retweet if you agree, we need to make this a reality.

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Don’t touch my phone because there’s a 100% chance I’ve recently picked it up with my toes.

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Turns out I like avocado, just not how my mom made them.

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The quarantine gods have laid their hands on me for a second time. Is this Their telling me to go through with shaving my head?

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@trinityrian_ My eyes go bloodshot.

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Turns out, my dog is as scared of the dark as I am. Just us two chickens secluded in our room till morning.

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@trinityrian_ The rest of us are all within a two hour radius.

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I’ve decided to become the other long distance family member that chose a career for fulfillment rather that money. I’ll see you all for Christmas.

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Why don’t you just throw that away and get a new one?
-the guy wearing duck taped shoes

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I knew we couldn’t be friends the day you put mayonnaise on an egg roll.