MILES

[Diego Angeli @JopoAngeli]

Hoy me acordé de vos y quería pasar, cuatro años después, a ver si lo habías encontrado o todavía lo seguías buscando, cara de verga

[MILES @ofab_miles]

@king_elmanda @yabaleftonline That 60 small I go like make u take all, make I dey work make u dey chop

[MILES @ofab_miles]

@king_elmanda @yabaleftonline On lo noni

[❗️ @Drealad0nis]

If you’ve ever been with a woman who truly loves you or is deeply obsessed with you, you’ll finally understand just how much women love sex.

She won’t just participate she’ll initiate, crave you, and actively please you.

Even on the days she’s on her period, she’ll still stimulate you, tease you, and make you hard because her desire doesn’t stop.

On the other hand, any woman who never initiates sex with you simply doesn’t love you.

[MBAH @Mbahdeyforyou]

Copa america team dun send Germany out of the World Cup 😂

Una see wetin Messi dey suffer abi

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

APC women leaders get brand new SUV’s

Women in small businesses get recapitalized with 50,000 NGN each.

I hate it here.

[MILES @ofab_miles]

@Elijaemusic Give us another Jam like All Over
U be dancehall king bro

[Mr. Láyí @layiwasabi]

date people who flirt back

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

This lady right here is a real life proof that Nigerian Twitter feminists will ruin your life if you listen to them.

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

If Nigeria hasn’t offered you multiple reasons to doubt your own sanity, you are a lunatic..🇳🇬😓

[McAuthur Lokie✨️ @mcauthur_lokie]

I'm in Zimbabwe and I know this is a false rape accuser. Keep exposing each time she tries to rebrand without properly taking accountability🙏🏾

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

This is how every false rape accuser should be dealt with. Men and boys are rotting in jail over such nonsense. Even in Kenya, I know this one to be a false rape accuser. Read and followed up on the story a few years back. Nigerian dudes made sure. And good on them too.

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Bayo Onanuga is advising us to stop travelling at night.

Remi Tinubu is advising us to start frying akara.

Late Okupe was advising us to start farming in our apartments.

Tinubu is advising us to stop eating 3 square meals because it's a fake life.

And you're telling me this government didn't have a covenant with the underworld?

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

An Oil Producing Nation should not be discussing Kuli-kuli and Akara as a means of survival.

[Dreamer @Olag0ke]

This statement alone should guarantee a loss. This is the wife of the president. WTF

[A͟B͟U͟J͟A͟ ͟P͟L͟U͟G͟ 🔌💯🇳🇬🇳🇬 @ABUJAPLUG]

LEFT: Brand new CARS for politicians

RIGHT: "Go and start Akara business or Kuli-kuli"

GOD PUNISH APC ❌❌❌

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

List of football competitions you will miss:

4 World Cups
8 Afcon
8 Euros
8 Copa America
16 champions leagues
16 Europa League
16 premier leagues
16 Fa cups
16 laliga

Better think twice before texting her ���

[Enogie || @just_lawson__]

Nelfund

I couldn’t afford fees at 50k but now I can go to school and graduate with a debt of 1 million on my neck🔥🔥🔥

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Bayo Onanuga said he doesn’t see hunger anywhere.

I think that’s more dangerous. This govt are no longer in tune with the realities of Nigerians.

How can you help the people if you don’t see their suffering.

[Tolu Ayeni @TolulopeAyeni]

So some of you will actually go out of your houses to queue for hours to vote for these people?