Jack is Somewhere

can confirm

[Jack is Somewhere @ofalltuckers]

For people who like cats.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The last three years, explained

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

my body is not a temple it is a midwest dive bar

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

My 8-step process for email management:

1. Read email.
2. Mark as unread.
3. Think about email.
4. Feel bad for ignoring email.
5. Mark email as important.
6. Contemplate taking action. Don’t.
7. Guilt and shame.
8. Repeat.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

my friends and all our dads listening to the laser tag employee give the instructions:

[Jack is Somewhere @ofalltuckers]

@jumpedforjoi @thisvideo_bot

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

if she drinks and you never get drunk texts, i got some news for you bro

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

“wya” my limit bro, i’m at my limit

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Me risking my job, career and future for an extra 15 minute’s sleep.

[Gabbs @ggabbsg]

I be raw doggin the gym, no pre work out just fulled up on pain and betrayal 😭

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

the way my adhd works is in the morning I have 45 minutes I call “the zone of possibility” and if I don’t frenetically accomplish all the day’s tasks within those 45 minutes sadly that’s a wrap on the whole day

[Brian Cartwright @SemiFakeGods]

Wordle 294 1/6

🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

IT FINALLY HAPPENED FOR ME. MY OPENING WORD WAS THE WORD. EVERYTHING ELSE IS MEANINGLESS NOW.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

my dad just texted "can you give me a call" so either he wants to say hi or my whole family is dead. could be both

[. @ElsieKFisher]

imagine being 70 and named josh

[Jack is Somewhere @ofalltuckers]

The last good day I had was when @tacobell still had the boss wrap.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

3OH!3 The CDC
🤝
don’t trust me