Owais Farooqui

CEO of Red Ronin Inc. & Starving Stand-Up Comedian

[Owais Farooqui @ofarooqu]

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I'm so sick of being white it's like playing a video game on easy http://t.co/lBeUlsLBk6

[Owais Farooqui @ofarooqu]

I'll bet Pëtr Pan lives in Nether Netherland. http://t.co/Rg9P51fh

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http://t.co/RPMgx8Vs Why would anyone want to remove their laser hair?

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http://t.co/uOrgaWBY Sharks could be very gentle lovers. We don’t know.

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Trains do a pretty good job of letting you know they're still 7 miles away. http://t.co/8E8VJyx0

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Everybody is annoying after one hour. http://t.co/ybHTvS7e

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Cracking jokes w @ivanakorab at the @besobesobyLUKA @WorldofLUKA shoot....can't beat it!

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At first photo shoot ever..... @besobesobyLUKA @WorldofLUKA amazing pieces on display!

[Owais Farooqui @ofarooqu]

I turn 39 years old today. But they're Canadian years. http://t.co/Xsx3KSzV

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I'll have whatever Steve Buscemi isn't having. http://t.co/6mOJzErb

[Owais Farooqui @ofarooqu]

We're holding an event at the Apple store on 3rd St Promenade next week in Santa Monica @ 7:30 pm. Come!
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@RedRoninGames @labcoatman The corporate workplace should be a place were professionalism and merit rule over cronyism and frat buffoonery.

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