Barbara Gordon

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

"You took nothing from me."

Hobbitish is back! It's been an age so bare with me!

Do the likes and tweets and dooblydoo things and let's get back into the swing of things!

Note: I am okay with 18+ content, but anything tittilating stays in DMs.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

We don't have anyone quite like you at home. I might have to stick around this Earth full time.

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

Thanks! I really appreciate that, actually. Nice to see someone appreciate my talents.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

And that is why you're still standing.

I haven't, so no I haven't heard of you, though if you made the Grammys you must be somewhat decent at least.

Heh, meanwhile I'm just a librarian.

(A librarian with varying scars on arms and body from what he could see? Tank tops, man.)

[—— 𝑭𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝑴𝘤𝑲𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 .ᐟ @COUNTINGMEDALS]

Yeah, I’ll sooner jump head-first into an active volcano than be /that/ kinda guy.

Guitarist for the best band you’ve never heard of. Or maybe you did, if you watched the 2019 GRAMMY awards. What about you?

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

Look, sometimes I appreciate a lack of subtlety. It gets things done and makes things clear. I'm just happy you didn't open with "sugartits".

Thanks. So, what do you do for a living?

[—— 𝑭𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝑴𝘤𝑲𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 .ᐟ @COUNTINGMEDALS]

Yeah, little bit. It’s a flaw, I try to be more subtle but, as it turns out, I have the subtlety of a brick to the jaw. Sorry.

Nice to meet you, Barbara. Pretty name, too.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

Thanks.

I mean this in the nicest way possible, but you're a ham. It's a treat.

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

Don't worry, I'll swap between the two. That way we're both happy.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

We-he-hell, you're certainly forward.

I'm Barbara.

[—— 𝑭𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝑴𝘤𝑲𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 .ᐟ @COUNTINGMEDALS]

Yeah, 27. What can I say? I have a thing for older women.

Probably on account of all the mommy issues. . . Anyhoo, hi, I’m Frank.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

I prefer Oracle.

But given your humorous nature, I'm fine with it.

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

Anytime, Gal in the Chair!

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

Oho? You look like you're in your 20s, I'm surprised I'm what you consider perfect.

[—— 𝑭𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝑴𝘤𝑲𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 .ᐟ @COUNTINGMEDALS]

Hell no. I’d say that’s the perfect age.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@CodenameCaliber Ooooh, yum.

Ice cream cures all.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

Thanks, Webs.

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

You're never too old to feel sexy!

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

Noted. Just wanna make sure I'm not too old to feel sexy.

[𝕱𝖊𝖊𝖑𝖎𝖓' 𝕾𝖕𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖆𝖗! @MarvelousQuips]

Course not!
You're only as old as you feel.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

Never heard of it. Is it any good?

[Edward "Sleeper" Salazar @EdTheSleeper]

Unless you do it like that one Korean movie where their prisons always have miracles.

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

Can confirm, prison is a 0/10 birthday experience.

[Edward "Sleeper" Salazar @EdTheSleeper]

Ouch.. That sucks even more.. *he smirked slightly*

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

Hmm... Is 41 too old to be participating in the weekend shenanigans?

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

True story. Missed my 41st birthday and everything.

[Edward "Sleeper" Salazar @EdTheSleeper]

Tch.. Sometimes, you had to be dirty to get your escape..

It's unfair, but you do what you have to do..

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

At least I was able to scrape together a way out with my "medical record"... Even if it made me feel dirty.

[Edward "Sleeper" Salazar @EdTheSleeper]

Probably just another rigged election.. That's pretty unfortunate of you..

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

Yeah. Turns out interfering with an election to prevent a far right candidate from winning isn't priceless.

[Edward "Sleeper" Salazar @EdTheSleeper]

Oh?.. Got imprisoned while I was away, hm?..

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

Prison'll do that.

[Edward "Sleeper" Salazar @EdTheSleeper]

Hmph.. Indeed it is..

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

Been a hot minute.

[Edward "Sleeper" Salazar @EdTheSleeper]

Huh..

Guess the Oracle of the Belfry has returned..

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

"Fair play.

Fine... If I didn't need you so badly I wouldn't, but... The systems I sent you are hybridized with alien tech. Thanagarian, Martian, and Coluan after the "green turd" tried fucking with me."

[𝐋𝐎𝐁𝐎 @YerAFragtard]

“Dat green turd does nothin’ but collect cosmic feces. I’ll PASS! ‘less ya’ SHOW me what yer systems can do first!”

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@MarvelousQuips See an AR waypoint being projected to your phone. It'll tell you exactly where he is in real time."

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@MarvelousQuips

"Hey, HEY! Watch the webs! I can't see what's going on down there if you keep webbing the cameras!"

[Barbara Gordon @OfBirdsAndBats]

@MarvelousQuips "I take it you're familiar." Oracle nods as she watched Spidey's reaction from the cameras. Yep, clearly he wasn't looking forward to this.

"WE will stop him. And he's currently a few blocks away, looks like he's just smashing random storefronts." Oracle assured. "You should +