Bryce Foster

The Bryce is always right and that's all you need to know

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

Do you even have a dick? @ofbryceandmen

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

You have the dick, you need to me the big spoon

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

Yeah I'd settle for @SavNicoleMiller

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

I don't use dating sites anymore they're super sketchy #3wapey5me

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

#thebryceisontheway #bagelemergency

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

No I'm not eating in the bathroom that's where I poo

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

I wanna marry a black woman and have a black kid so I can name him Josh and then he will be BJ because Black Josh

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

No Monday is the whitest day of the week because they have jobs Friday is the blackest because they don't want to work. #Bryceisright

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

it's ok Adam and Eve didn't have bibles

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

#Igotgass

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

She's Chinese. They do ride bikes a lot #thebryceisright

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

White people make money

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

when ur parents give u the Birds and the bees talk y is it called the Birds and the Bees it's not like they r talking about birds or bees

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

I'm not using hashtags I find them annoying #idontcare

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

When Django shoots the father on his farm who is plowing: they could've at least let him finish his work first

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

Well I can eat like a man so I'm gonna go eat some more food. I don't know what's wrong with the rest of these guys

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

I don't need to have a bowel movement because I'm not at your house #notchocheese

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

Are you sure those aren't cake layers (when a girl said she had layers)

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

I'm gonna eat nachos too, I'm cool #notchocheese

[Bryce Foster @ofbryceandmen]

I don't care what her last name is. If we get married she will take mine. Like one time I was dating this girl and didn't know for weeks...