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@JustinBracy2 @BattleRapBets Grisham’s stylist?

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@GregPaonessa1 Correct. As a Michigan alum he is expected to continue gaslighting CFB fans like the rest of the pro Michigan media.

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@doctor_resnik @Metaleka_ Have a good weekend.

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@UofmUpdates247 Don high asf on Ozempic right now. Cut bro some slack.

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@doctor_resnik @Metaleka_ I’m glad you brought up the hoops Natty. Legit championship. Great squad. Houston Astros of football. I thought you were leaving?

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@BoudiccaFTW @Jbooty88 Of course he’s walking it back. Michigan didn’t cheat. And Joepa didn’t know. Just Ask their fanbases.

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@doctor_resnik @Metaleka_ Oh that’s a real title there. 💯. An all time great team. Not Jimmy and Stalions squad tho. Just keeping it real.

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@THEREDRANGER3 How dare he not perpetuate the lie. Traitor!!!

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@BoudiccaFTW @Jbooty88 Your own former players sayin it bro. Be mad at Jake.

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@doctor_resnik @Metaleka_ Enjoy your bye week. Only thing keeping ya from 3 starting L’s, loser. 😂

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@MichFootballBEL He like Mike Mcqueary telling everyone he told Joepa himself about Sandusky, and the fans still in denial. “He didn’t know!!!”. Except this time it’s, “we didn’t cheat” “everyone does it” “it didn’t matter!” Record trash before and after the cheating. Really good during tho. 👍

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@doctor_resnik @Metaleka_ Hell Yeah! Congrats!

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@meyersmedia_ Props to Jake for not gaslighting CFB fans

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@doctor_resnik @Metaleka_ Yall hang on to that Natty like Penn Staters hang on to Joepa didn’t know. Fr

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@doctor_resnik @Metaleka_ Harbaugh was 49-22 before the cheating. Last 3 years have been great football up there. Congrats.

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@doctor_resnik @Metaleka_ Jake Butt just called it an asterisk title.

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@NYCMayor If the immigrant was Jewish, Zohran would be having a parade for ICE.

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@Metaleka_ Michigan is waaay more patient than OSU. Harbs woulda been fired before he could cheat. Bryce woulda been in the portal in the off season. Michigan fans way more reasonable.

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@ChadFisher Bro a real life demon