Officer Cocky Pants

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@macreed326 Nobody gonna make you tune in.

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@hwinkler4real I support transparent news

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@JamieBonkiewicz Can I be pro-life and still watch it?

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@REALDonThomas Better chance you have visible abs by Dec 1st

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@REALDonThomas I guess that’s what you’re reduced to after the 3rd bum season in a row?

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@CNviolations Bro did everything but go down on him.

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@ShaykhSulaiman We only killed innocent citizens, we never raped them! Enjoy your ruins.

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@jasonllevin I’m a 54 year old white male who will vote for the best candidate. If you’re far left or right you’re a sheep.

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@TheHoody27 Remove the Hail Mary vs Kent State and the numbers are shockingly low. Great Buckeye tho.

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@Rxbigboi2 @OhioStateFB @TIM_MAYsports @bigmax2026 If my OL aren’t balding I dont want em

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@Metaleka_ His numbers would be similar to McCuin. Not saying he isn’t better, but he’s not in the same galaxy as #4. Would get similar amount of looks.

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@_willcompton I think they win. By 4 TD’s!? No way.

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@JonJensen84 @ShaykhSulaiman We didn’t rape or hand rape anyone. We just murdered them. ~Hamas probably

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@mokhanhim Israel went belt to ass on that whole region since

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@nickysmokess The real one wearing Chief Wahoo merch. You list your pronouns when you wear Guardians gear.

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@MissxJannfer Dude can date whoever the fuck he want.

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@alabamaGal_ Dat my type

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@Metaleka_ 19 ain’t 4

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@piersmorgan Piers, I was once told that if you insult a man’s wife, or touch someone’s child, you don’t get to pick how they react.

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@piersmorgan What’s Hamas and Hezbollah’s popularity at the moment?