Rocket Raccoon

guarding the galaxy, one jackass at a time. probably kickin it on @actual_groot's shoulder

[Rocket Raccoon @ofcl_rocket]

season's grootings🎄🎁🎅

[caroline @rickdeckards]

WHO THE FJCK DID THSI

[Rocket Raccoon @ofcl_rocket]

so groot got a talkshow

[caroline @rickdeckards]

AYE AYEEEE LEGENDARY OUTLAW ON THE LOOSE!! STARLORD IN DA HOOOOUSE

[Starlorde @ofcl_starlord]

out here in the galaxy we don't say "i love you" we just say "ooga chaka" and i think that's beautiful

[Rocket Raccoon @ofcl_rocket]

prosthetic guy from prison be like http://t.co/Oa2Bn8LYN3

[Rocket Raccoon @ofcl_rocket]

Hey peter when you were abducted as a child was your brain taken too because i think it's missing ya dAMN JACKASS

[Nemesis @Raccoon_city_]

Rocket Dancing #GuardiansoftheGalaxy http://t.co/8er4c2bWU8

[Rocket Raccoon @rockt_rccoon]

How the Guardians show up

https://t.co/0zHeYYHxxJ

[peter quill @actual_starlord]

yeah we may look like a bunch of badasses but one time we accidentally set fire to the milano trying to kill a spider

[Rocket Raccoon @ofcl_rocket]

When we're trying to make a quick getaway but quill forgot to fill the tank with fuel

[Rocket Raccoon @ofcl_rocket]

#iCloudHack

[Rocket Raccoon @ofcl_rocket]

@cardfucker98 is it prosthetic? Only then will it prove important to me

[Rocket Raccoon @ofcl_rocket]

#StopHumans2k14

[Rocket Raccoon @ofcl_rocket]

Heard it here first folks

[Rocket Raccoon @ofcl_rocket]

Coming up in Gotg 2 http://t.co/kNAmAQ3KUN

[Rocket Raccoon @ofcl_rocket]

groot introducing himself to a distant relative

[Rocket Raccoon @ofcl_rocket]

the only thing creepier than the Collector is the presence of Howard the Duck in the end credits

[Rocket Raccoon @ofcl_rocket]

looks like this is the night bitches die