𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦.

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦.

𝘒𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘐𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘓𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘰𝘯.

#𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘏𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘙𝘗 #𝘋𝘕𝘋𝘙𝘗 #�#𝘋𝘕𝘋𝘙𝘗 #𝘉𝘎3#𝘉𝘎3𝘙𝘗

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

stone was alone, wandering through the woods.

being seperated from julius was not wise.
but here he was.

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

morning stranger.

[Arven TuroSada @SandwichMaestr0]

⠀
⠀⠀good morning.
⠀

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

great introduction and a tempting offer, but i'll have to decline.

[Kyere @YesThatsBlood]

My name... Is Kyere of Baldur's Gate

I am your favorite Bard's...Favorite Bard.

I am your babygirl's...babygirl.

And I'm going to serve you...exactly what you deserve.
𝘽𝙇𝙊𝙊𝘿

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

"well, maybe not with me."

[— 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 ♡ @_crushedupstars]

“ It's quite correct. ”

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

if that's the case, i'll keep you alive.

just without arms.

[𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 . @DEUSSANGUIS]

you've annoyed me so thoroughly i will not even offer your corpse to Father .

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

"well, that's just an incorrect assumption."

[— 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 ♡ @_crushedupstars]

“ I'm telling Shar you all are sexual deviants. ”

[Kyere @YesThatsBlood]

𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘱, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵 𝘰𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶...

🎻Kyere of Baldur's Gate
🎻Lore Bard
🎻Half Elf (Wood)
🎻 E̶n̶t̶e̶r̶t̶a̶i̶n̶e̶r̶ Haunted One
🎻 Bisexual, Polyamorous, Flirt

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

"well, that's a lie isn't it."

he expected to be here a while.

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

https://t.co/xfQesD2iLu
i love conquerors as a concept lmaoo

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

well, i always have time to spar.

[𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 . @DEUSSANGUIS]

( selecting one of the sharper pieces broken off of the chair . )

then i wouldn't have this .

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

you could have at least caught it.

[𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 . @DEUSSANGUIS]

( a swift duck ; watching it break against the wall . )

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

"you're no cat.
sit up."

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

( pause...

tossing a chair at the other. )

[𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 . @DEUSSANGUIS]

i will sit in a chair if i damn well please . begone .

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

from one 'harbinger of murder' to another...

you don't need a chair.

[𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 . @DEUSSANGUIS]

my gods . can the harbinger of murder not have a singular off day . i am exhausted .

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

if a chair has /eluded/ you, that's even worse.

you were outplayed by an inanimate object.
and don't pull the mimic card.
i have been in your lands long enough to know that trick.

[𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 . @DEUSSANGUIS]

i can sit in a chair , fool . the chair eluded me once .

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

the madness here is your incompetence.
you can't even sit in a chair.

[𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 . @DEUSSANGUIS]

cease this madness . my ass hurts .

[𝐃𝐄𝐂𝐄𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 . @DEUSSANGUIS]

misjudged the distance between myself and a chair .

[𝘚𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦. @ofconqueror_]

yes, that is a real human skull on my helmet.