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Jester - barbarian - bringer of the apocalypse

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@ReneFontanez @GEICO FROM A HIT AND RUN

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@chrisdcomedy It’s the mouth

[Tom Waits (ANTI-) @tomwaits]

The folks at Anti- would like to wish a very happy birthday today to our inimitable inspiration, Mr. Tom Waits!

[stavberlin @stavberlin]

Hello it costs zero dollars to educate yourself and change your behavior

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@ChrisKlemens I just found out you had tiktok and I’m changed. You’re doing the gawds work 🙌🏽.

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@ReneFontanez @ClassicFirearm @AngstadtArms @Trijicon You were just saying how they are the best! #friendshelpfriends

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@ChrisKlemens Trying to move from a couch to shower and the debate I’m having with myself is just alarmingly sad.

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@ReneFontanez @ClassicFirearm @GeisseleAuto @Trijicon You are a gun nerd omg

[CNN @CNN]

Fat Bear Week is an annual competition, nay, celebration, of fat bears everywhere — although in this case, really just the ones in Katmai National Park and Preserve in Alaska. As the brown bears in the park prepare for hibernation, they gorge on salmon. https://t.co/wcj0McWDD7

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@JustChefMack I’m not trying to let anyone sneak up on me

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@tomsegura Did ari right this ahead of time to cover tracks?

[Jim Amendments III @jimamendments]

3rd amendment ... so hot right now

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I wonder if celebrities ever sit and think about how many quote pictures with their face on support aardvark rights or something. Just wild.

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I just told my 4yr old that there are funnier things than poop to laugh at and it dawned on me that I don’t have an immediate response for what’s funnier than poop. Why can’t I think of something?! #poop

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Words of wisdom Wednesday!

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Hi I just discovered @IamDoechii_ and she has changed my world. #iamdoechii #newblood #youngfire

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Happy Mother’s Day! You know what that means! We have an entire day to access the power grid, banks, and government agencies. If we do this correctly we could rule the world by lunch and squeeze in nap. MOTHERS UNITE FOR TODAY IS OUR DAY!!! #HappyMothersDay

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

I'm afraid I have some bad news: https://t.co/28DQb8i1CF

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There ain’t nothing beneath but hell itself.