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[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

“Gambling has become a more common leisure activity than reading a book.” This is just unimaginably bleak.

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

is this bad?

[BonkDaCarnivore @BonkDaCarnivore]

No artistic quality at all. Just sky puke.

How fitting

[Zerigala @Zerigala69]

Deni saw Ja throw a grenade into a crowd of innocent people and begged the Blazers to trade for him

[polly @polyfraggrenade]

mamdani may not be able to arrest him legally with the NYPD, but he could perhaps use loyal paramilitary.

perhaps... paramilitary from new york, domestically.

i think i know a guy.

[björk 182 @postsenjoyer]

#MakeHeavenCrowded

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

People are dragging him for walking in with his finger on the trigger but you have to understand that he’s trained to do that when he sees children

[k @kurtos]

they used to have so much swag bro the wizards beard making space for the w was such a good touch why did they ever rebrand😭

[puter @modelocigarette]

modern remake of the shining that takes place at great wolf lodge

[lana dei ree tardy oswald part2 @antimobwokecel]

im genuinely about to be the LAST FATSO ON EARTH😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📺 Telemundo TV commentator: "We are one of the only networks in the world to NOT show ads during the World Cup cooling breaks."

"We prefer the old school way. We should be able to see what the players do. We show fans, people enjoying, not the corporate direction of football."

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

if you actually want to be edgy in new york stop being racist and start being fat instead

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

They have f*cking DUCKS in Mexico shirts😭🦆🇲�

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

There is currently a conspiracy being uncovered which proves beyond reasonable doubt that Guy Fieri has never been filmed swallowing food in over a decade of television

[samantha @mobilesuitsam]

I’ve been thinking really hard about that person who threw an egg at Wemby’s head last night. I really didn’t like that

[HowlingRetard Holocaust @browasright]

Yo I fucking hate this bitch

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Nearly killed him lmao

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Do not disrespect that damn dog