โSo cross the Book of the Dead off of your reading listโ
An independent portrayal of ASH WILLIAMS from the EVIL DEAD franchise (specifically Army of Darkness)
This is a PARODY account!
taking a drive downtown sound? - grab some, ice cream or .. something." a blatant and maybe even bold attempt to ask the other man to hang out, for a moment even considering asking in a way that presumed a date. however, michael was quick to reel the thought back in.
scoffing a laugh, michael began to rise from his lounger.
"you spray me, kid, and you're gonna have way worse of a day than i am." mostly an empty threat, but enough to get the man to his feet and slip his sandals back on. for a moment, he was quiet .. he thought.
"how's +
heโs been shirtless and in swimming trunks pretty much all day . sure , they had an obnoxious design , but at least he was kept fairly cool .
โ might need to get a little spray bottle for you , old man . youโre gonna blow . โ He teased , using his hands to try and fan himself .
slowly, his gaze met franklin's - as if he'd actively had to of told himself to approach the situation calmer. a deep breath from his nostrils, " .. and what else would you suggest?"
// also.. very small psa.. if u donโt want me following your account please hard block me instead of soft blocking.. i have a genuine memory issue and so will not realise that i was soft blocked..
/ just a heads up, this is coffeebeans (Trumpy/Zionist). i confronted them but they straight up denied it but the layout & aesthetic is the same and use a similar tag to their #1 supporter Faye (elixar/boba).
ss2: old swan acc