ofelia 🐻

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

life is so hard being the hottest person on this recreational kickball team.

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

call me ready to golf the way i’m off putting

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

it’s so awesome how every day the moment i log into my job my phone starts having an inexplicable aura and allure to it… scroll me… scroll me…

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

this is how it feels every time i go into a restaurant and have to scan a qr code to see the menu

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

the president lowkey pioneered working from home if you really think about it

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

damn they’re really going in on him

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

there will never be another one like him

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

LIBERALS don’t say “trick or treat” they say TRIGGERTREAT🎃

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

wow ok i turns out i actually met Mr “dream” Clay at the Chicago airport in 2017 when he tried to steal my suitcase & claim it as his. i’d remember that face anywhere, especially when he elbowed me, said “it’s a free for all at the luggage carousel, ugly” and stomped on my toes

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

r.i.p to queen elizabeth🫅 you will be sorely missed 🤤

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

what if that rick roll was what pushed me over the edge.

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

@Krinios you censoring this image made me much more excited to see it than what it actually was worth .

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

about to go lie for fun .

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

i love gay people, i have nothing against gay people.

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

fuck a sigma mindset i’m on the ligma grindset 💯

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

filled my bong with some chicken noodle call that shit souper bowl 🙌🙌

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

yeah you tweet well... for a girl!

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

@B_RE_Ak being too happy and positive for this world 😆

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

if i was on death row i’d want my last meal to be chicken nuggets and a choccy milkshake ^—^

[ofelia 🐻 @ofeliabear]

@prezoh ur on the mf via rail giving ME attitude 🙄🙄 focus on not farting and stinking up the train gay boy!