Dan Jakob Ofer

Master programmer of if-else statements

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@mgdotdev Indenting using tabs instead of explicit braces makes it a visual mess.

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@TTChelps Yes, they were asking for donations.

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

Hi @TTChelps, Employees of SOS Children's Villages (https://t.co/WyLlmnBg4G) are working in the Finch West station, harassing commuters. I spotted them in the north-west corner of the Finch and Keele entrance).

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@Seanjkernan Any body remember Clippy?

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@Gabriel_gko @JohnTory @fordnation @blogTO @CityNews @680NEWS I am not lawyer, but I reckon that the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms would prevent this.

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@Gabriel_gko @JohnTory @fordnation @blogTO @CityNews @680NEWS Sounds wrong to enforce a dress code beyond nakedness.

[ダミール・トミチッチ @Damir]

Talking about Agile .. here's the way to make your daily standup meetings much shorter. :-D

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@TOtrees , is the tree planting at Humber Bay happening today at 10am? I do not see the event on your website. I just wanted to confirm before I go there.

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@TTCnotices Thank you very much!!!!! :)

[Fernando Reza @frodesignco]

My teaser poster for the Last Jedi Remake is now up in the shop. Poster done, now all we need is a script, a cast, the rights, a director, money, and talent. https://t.co/PhEdA1CHYY #RemakeTheLastJedi #JulyTheSecondBeWithYou

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@SirPatStew @MuseeLouvre Did you ask the tourists to leave?

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@TTCnotices Hi, I have a metropass on my prestopass. Can I board the GO train at Union station to go to North York WITHOUT taping on GO?

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@TTCnotices why is there slow service between Dupont and Wilson stations going northbound? What happened? Why no alerts?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

How a book written in 1910 could teach you calculus better than several books of today [Calculus Made Easy, 1910] https://t.co/W4gspJoGQc

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@CBCQueensPark Does Twitter have a dislike button?

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@MadTurki @webflowapp I agree

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@TTChelps hi, good morning, just wanted to let you know that there is vomit on the southbound train between Yorkdale and Lawrence West. I am in car 5742. Thanks.

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@TTCnotices slow service on Line 1 northbound between Eglinton and Finch. When will I be home?

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@TTCnotices currently stuck on line 1 northbound between Davisville and Eglinton.

[Dan Jakob Ofer @ofer987]

@TTCnotices Southbound train at Wilson station comes at 11 minutes intervals during rush hour. This is not good service.