Alexandra Ofer

✨ Seeking means: having a goal. But finding means: being free, being open, having no goal. ✨-Siddartha

[NYP in Your Community @NYPCommunity]

#IGotTheShot

CC: @WeillCornell

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

woman on the train just clutched her whole foods baguette so tightly when i sat down next to her you’d think i was jean valjean

[tommy capitol @tommycapitol]

Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
Not one damn soul:
Timothy chalamet in call me by your name:

[Alexandra Ofer @oferload]

@ChippyB23 @tommycapitol Ty Janna

[Alexandra Ofer @oferload]

My new wishlist can be found on AirBnB and includes all the tiny houses 💭

[Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet]

David Michôd’s THE KING

[Alexandra Ofer @oferload]

Lunch fucked me up yesterday and now I look like lip injections gone wrong :////

[Alexandra Ofer @oferload]

@McK3lvi3 So proud🙇‍♀️💯💯💯

[matthew perry @MatthewPerry]

Finally saw A Star is Born. And now I have a giant crush on Bradley Cooper. Hmmm. This is going to be a major adjustment.

[Antoine Bitan @antoinebitan]

@oferload What you’ve been obsessing about him for months. My super probably knows you love Bradley cooper

[Alexandra Ofer @oferload]

How does Instagram always know my celeb-crush-of-the-week and spam my entire explore page??#BradleyCooper #NotComplaining

[Alexandra Ofer @oferload]

Lol my mom is a teenager it’s fine

[Alexandra Ofer @oferload]

@St3f_Hall Feels ugh

[Zi Teng Wang @Zi_W]

Twenty years from now, kids listening to "Baby it's cold outside" are gonna find it really, really weird.

We're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood in the context of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside.

[Alexandra Ofer @oferload]

@claudiadimaiox 🤣

[Simon Sinek @simonsinek]

"We work hard, play hard" sounds terribly unhealthy. I think we would all be a lot healthier, happier and find greater balance in our lives if we learn to work smart and play always. #worksmartplayalways

[AUBREY @aubrey031018]

how did trader joe’s build such a solid brand to the point where they can sell me a microwaveable burrito and I still think it’s healthy ?? we have to hand it to trader joe on this

[Alexandra Ofer @oferload]

@McK3lvi3 Hahahaha ilyyy

[Alexandra Ofer @oferload]

@St3f_Hall @TomZohar @CarlyWeiss HAHAHAHAHAHA best tweet ever