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irrationally afraid of scribbles

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#NewProfilePic

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Shredded apple

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Shredded apple again

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Shredded apple

[2 star yelp review @2StarYelp]

*gets stabbed at one of my fishing spots*

911 operator: i need your exact location

Me: nevermind

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Reence Preebus

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@dadillacs

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@breelynjean Unfortunately she hit him when she turned around and realized it was him :/

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Our two cats Louisiana Purchase and Westward Expansion

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@dadillacs

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@dadillacs would do this

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

when there’s a self-serve olive bar

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Someone at my apartment keeps ordering frozen meal kits and leaving them to rot in the package room for weeks

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@BugalDad

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Date night at Pinoli’s!!!!!!

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The worst thing happened

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Holy fuck

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Like tell me more about your grandmother and how you don’t have a bank account

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I actually love picking up something that my girlfriend bought on Facebook because I get to meet the weirdest man alive

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Not the $1400 Nike Glanch’s