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A couple of Boomers, dipping their toes into retirement. We love road trips, good food & drink, making, reading, genealogy, & Gus the traveling cat. Allons-y!

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@griseldamussett Is it winter? Stab them with an icicle!

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@StephenKing Whenever I dared say I was bored, she would say, “Make something. Make a cake, make some noise, make a mess! But make something!”

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@hwinkler4real Yes! I mean why else would it have cutting lines on it?

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@BeschlossDC I was 5. My older sister, 17 years my senior, always perfectly poised, dressed, and made up - showed up at our door crying. Her hair rolled up on orange juice cans, black streaks of mascara running down her cheeks. She kept sobbing “Nothing will ever be the same!”

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

This week, I'm in Malawi with @MelindaGates and Amal Clooney as part of our work together to advance gender equality and help end child marriage. We’re visiting programs like @AGEAfrica that are supporting girls to pursue their dreams.

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@MerriamWebster Maybe he’s spelling it the way Boris pronounces it?

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@MerriamWebster Hard to believe 1957 was a year where we had no words for REFRIED BEANS, HOISIN SAUCE, or DOGGY BAGS; where no one referred to you as BANANAS, KOOKY, or ZEN LIKE!

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@StuckeyStop Thank YOU for your light and interesting posts!

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@LakotaMan1 You’ve given me so many positive moments. Thank you. Sending love vibes.

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@Eugene_Robinson I’m so sorry. May her memory be a blessing to us all

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@LakotaMan1 You are the most articulate respectful human I follow. Of course you’re not racist.

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@The_Globe I can name a bunch, but “obviously” Malvolio is my favorite!

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@MerriamWebster Noah Webster

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@MtStHelensWA Have we tried throwing the ring in first? That may take care of a lot of things all at once!

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@bestsongiheard Technically, I turned 15 in 1972, but I have a December birthday. So yea, I agree 1973 is my fave year for songs. 🤘🎵😎

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@DrGJackBrown @MSNBC …or, how about an audience controlled buzzer attached to his nuts.

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@StephenKing Speedy recovery! I’ve had two knees and two hips, it’s a major positive change.

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@StephenKing That show was so well written, loved it as a kid, and then later as an adult, when I actually got the jokes, puns, and double entendres!

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

In fairness, he's been the head of a criminal organization since the 1970s--this one just includes people who aren't actually members of his family.

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@MeetThePress @chucktodd @GovDougBurgum Honestly, thank you Mr. Todd, for asking intelligent questions, and hold Dougie’s feet to the flame on his mixed messaging.