Tark

Sooner or later, you're going to lose a step, or drop a beat, or miss a detail -- and you'll be gone forever.

[Tark @off_tark]

prolonged unmedicated adhd depression arc

[girf sears @Grif_Shears]

@off_tark Where have you gone video man?

[Tark @off_tark]

when this cut comes on shuffle it has an intense cooling effect on the casual boomer Bob Dylan fan

[spedwahd @spedwahd]

@off_tark when you going to release another video

[Tark @off_tark]

ASU Frat Leader vs Androgenic but for the looksminning community:

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Burger King CEO takes a big bite of a Whopper in new video after McDonald’s CEO went viral for reluctantly nibbling the chain’s new Big Arch Burger.

[Tark @off_tark]

@spiderinbowl about that...

[Tark @off_tark]

what is dark tark even about

[Tark @off_tark]

@Grif_Shears

[Tark @off_tark]

@maperu695 yeah so am i mate, get in line

[Tark @off_tark]

I feel like this video would be further along if I just ignored the part of me that says things like:

"Just add a Madonna nightmare sequence bro, people love that kind of thing."

[Tark @off_tark]

I used to be a long song head but she’s right.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

PinkPantheress to ABC News on why her songs are so short:

“A song doesn’t need to be longer than 2 minutes 30 [seconds], in my opinion. We don’t need to repeat a verse, we don’t need to have a bridge - we don’t need it! We don’t need a long outro.”

[Tark @off_tark]

paul mccartney painstakingly crafting maxwell's silver hammer and debuting it before his the beatles only to be met with harsh criticism mid rehearsal

[#52 @experiment_52]

There's a video online about someone having live brain surgery and having to sing throughout, with a moment where obviously there's a cut too deep and the octave just immediately drops and trails off (don't worry they recover). Being made to perform like that...

[Tark @off_tark]

a core part of being australian is that at every live music performance at some point the vocalist will comment on the crowd's lack of energy and try to hype them up only for the crowd to go back to being completely static a minute later

touring australia is an exercise in fear

[Info Oklou @infooklou]

Oklou - 'harvest sky' (live at Laneway 2026)
📹 @triplej

[mel ꕤ @parttimelovahh]

what even is “real emo” like can anyone name a band that everyone agrees is emo

[Tark @off_tark]

Nothing to worry about.

In that situation we would just lose the ability to index meaning, but not the meaning itself.

One would not be able to communicate the weight of another’s mother, but this inability will not change the fact that she still weighs too much.

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

I had a dream last night that something called the "semiotic apocalypse" happened to our earth which was the end of all meaning

[Tark @off_tark]

tools hitting cows like the humming black monolith hit the apes in like the year 2001 or whenever we evolved, idc solaris was better

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Cows itch, just like us. But Veronika the cow takes things into her own hands. Or rather: into her mouth.

Scientists say it’s the first experimentally verified instance of cattle using a tool. https://t.co/lnEEHQgVai

[Tark @off_tark]

it wasn't a warning... it was a manual...

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Cows itch, just like us. But Veronika the cow takes things into her own hands. Or rather: into her mouth.

Scientists say it’s the first experimentally verified instance of cattle using a tool. https://t.co/lnEEHQgVai

[Tark @off_tark]

this is what happens when the only silver fox they manufacture in decades is george clooney

like he's a good silver fox but they need to create more neatly dressed older men with a slightly receded hairline, ideally bisexual to some degree and an affable/charming/disarming smile

[Winter 🏹 @winterduck04]

this tweet brought to you by me unable to tell the difference between Jimmy Stewart and Cary Grant

[Tark @off_tark]

when you are making a video you can just have the darkness encroach whenever you want, inveigling it's way into their little lives

[Tark @off_tark]

@Grif_Shears Usually if there is a joke I wanted to make or something I wanted to say but I couldn't fit it in, I will just make a visual that kind of says it in a weird roundabout way.

I also like undercutting and refuting what I just said through the visuals sometimes. I am my enemy.

[Tark @off_tark]

what are dark tark videos even about

[Tark @off_tark]

@Grif_Shears Other times while editing, I might have trouble working out what to put during a bit. Maybe my script doesn’t suggest imagery. So I sit on it for a bit and eventually I get an idea. Usually that’s the source of the most weird ones.

[Tark @off_tark]

@ckmondavi @Grif_Shears Nah, but I've seen Armageddon (1998), which is basically the same thing right?

[Tark @off_tark]

The source in question:

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

John Krasinski was the posterboy for the CIA long before he started talking about Venezuela, but the Agency only went after him in the first place to get to David Foster Wallace. Here's the background on the situation, featuring some expert commentary from @CHRISF0GLE