madi e

type shit

[madi e @off_the__dome]

bisexual girls wear polo and be like who i want today ralph or lauren ?

[helix @BeyondQMJ]

Hit an ace on dust2 in front of the hoes last week been riding the high ever since

[madi e @off_the__dome]

you want to get stoned? the thing that killed two birds

[madi e @off_the__dome]

Terrified of intelligent mosquitoes

[madi e @off_the__dome]

me: *sobbing* I don't know

border guard: I meant state your purpose for going to canada

[madi e @off_the__dome]

bitches will say they hate socialism but still take free taco bell hot sauce packets

[madi e @off_the__dome]

chameleon: put me on a piece of glass

me: i’m confused

chameleon: let me be clear

[madi e @off_the__dome]

I have an interview to be a fortune teller tomorrow but I don’t get it :(

[madi e @off_the__dome]

maybe I’m the prob- ....nah

[madi e @off_the__dome]

girl i’m on a date with: omg a spider kill it!!!!

me also afraid of spiders but trying to play it cool: what if he has a job ? think ab his family vanessa

[madi e @off_the__dome]

wife: *putting shoes on* time to take out the garbage

me: can we please go back to calling it date night

[madi e @off_the__dome]

@daddyschtuball proud of u ❤️

[madi e @off_the__dome]

god I miss comparing hand sizes with a man who doesn’t care if I live or die

[madi e @off_the__dome]

getting the homies mood rings so i know when they need a hug ❤️

[madi e @off_the__dome]

did laundry in under 7 hours today

[madi e @off_the__dome]

I hate giving blowjobs because my teeth get tired from all the chomping

[madi e @off_the__dome]

if global warming is real then why was his heart so cold 💔

[madi e @off_the__dome]

do u guys hate me be honest

[madi e @off_the__dome]

hold my hand bro lets make this urinal a werinal

[madi e @off_the__dome]

my brothers gf tried to fight me bc I fucked her man LMAO😭😭

[madi e @off_the__dome]

dwayne the rock jonsun