Staring up at the massive dog, he gulps, and steps towards him, stretching out his arm. "good dog...good dog...please dont eat me...."
He understands the kid's plan now but he doesnt like it
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“You gotta pet him so we can go there!”
Aphrodite shouts loud enough to draw Cerberus’ attention as she points to a passage past the dog that leads to Hades’ living quarters.
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Aphrodite hums happily, still SOMEHOW dragging this poor shade around until they come face to face with the ‘puppy’.
She looks at him.
“You gotta pet him.”
“Yea wel, this one is, but like I said if that’s what you want I won’t stop you-“
It’s marginally more exciting than what he was doing before and worse case his eternal torment is over
He yelps as the little girl grabs him and starts dragging him along, good gods she is way too strong.
“Woah, hey- okay fine- your funeral. Er. Uh. Second funeral, I guess.”
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A stomping her foot again.
“No I want to try to pet the doggy!”
An annoyed eye roll, she reaches up to try dragging him. Curse this tiny body she decided on…
@The_Golden_Lyre [ YO ME TOO- but yea that’d be great- might also send Perimedes into a trauma spiral for a minute thinking he’s being dragged back but yknow ]
“Ah, uh, Cerberus you mean..? He is… not the type to… talk. Maybe our best bet for you is Hades..? Or Lady Persephone, should she be around…”
He is not keen on facing that dog again
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Oh?
Aphrodite is trying not to laugh at that. What does a shade have to be scared of if it’s not being punished?
“Thankies.”
She looks around. He seemed bored so she should play with him a long while.
“Oh! I think I saw a big doggy when I came here!”
He has to think. Certainly there were other details he could rely on.. But it’s not as if many of them were prone to accessorizing, at least for any reason other than necessity.
“Ah, you got me. I’d probably fall for it.”
“I’ve known you for years! It feels like every damn day you’ve gotta stop to wipe them or something, it’d be more shocking if I didn’t remember every detail about them.”
Tsundere ass, he’s crossing his arms and huffing
“Your glasses. If they were different or missing I’d notice right away… You only adjust them a thousand times a day.”
Perimedes actually caring enough to notice such a small detail?? Nah
Ah.
He’s not very fun—
A foot stomp. Be the child you always wanted to be Dite!
“Listen Mister! I have to get home cause I left some yummy sweets sitting out! So you’re gonna help me!”
He sighs.
“Ah, sorry kiddo… If I knew how to get out of here, I would’ve done it already…” He’s trying to keep his voice soft, he knows he can be a bit abrasive
“Uh…”
How do mortal children die again? Oh!
“Well I was petting a weird bull man and then was here…can you help me go home please?”
A sniffle, she reaches a hand out.
He blinks, oh gods he is not good with kids.
“Ah. Uh… Hello there.. small child. Are you… okay??”
I mean, she’s in the underworld, more likely than not she’s dead, so she’s probably not having a great day.
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