Off Bass

musician, doom scroller.

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

Go check out my band, The Hand Off over on YT, we just dropped our MV for Scum, from our first album The Shadow In Your Sunlight. Dig it!
https://t.co/8ebaRty1uD

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

Geezus Christ, just let me follow the crazy psychic lady on Tiktok without a thousand scam psychics invading my DMs

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@SurvivorQuotesX 3/6ths of the tribe being born on 3/6 has to be some kind of Easter egg.

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

@kurtmetzger I'm just so scared that Israel (and us) are about to do something horrific and all of this is just posturing so the admin can distance itself from Israel, to the eye of the commoner.

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

@SydneyLWatson If you're in the south, you can rub some tobacco and spit on it and it'll help. Won't work elsewhere though.

[AIPAC Tracker @TrackAIPAC]

Laura Loomer says anyone who reposts us should be banned from Twitter. 😂

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

@rzdchxrry Oh You Pretty Things, AITA, Porch Light to name just a few.

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

If we just did the right thing, we wouldn't even be able to afford to do the wrong thing.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Wasn't Biden's plan to help alleviate student loans $300B?

Really happy we are giving that to Iran instead for funsies.

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

@TheSomethingFan I think Rachael Summers fits the role as we know it much better than Jean Grey.

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

There are great teachers that deserve all the praise (and money) in the world. But lets not all pretend that the bar is not EXTREMELY low for the job. The majority of teachers I've known in my life had absolutely no business educating children. Also, fuck Portnoy either way.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I find the 2 most insufferable group of people on the planet are lifetime educators and lifetime politicians. Both live in a fantasy world that lacks common sense and would not survive a day in the real world

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

@LucifersTweetz My fear is that this may be much more normal than we think it is.

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

But wait, if we all buy the ad-free version of a streaming service, doesn't that decentivize the advertiser from working with that service due to lack of exposure?

Can we fix this?

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

He's right, double his taxes and that's just more money for bombs to drop on children. Tax evasion is on the list of problems to fix, it is not the first problem that must be fixed.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Jeff Bezos: "If people want me to pay more billions, then let's have that debate, but don't pretend that that's gonna solve the problem. You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens.... Airbnb isn't causing high rents. What's really causing high rent is government intervention."

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

*flicks lighter compulsively

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"Workers are now taking home the smallest percent of America's economic output since records began in 1947," per MorePerfectUnion

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

I'm not gonna lie, after reading Chaos, it's hard to get through The Interrupted Journey and not have this little Jolly West shaped gremlin in the back of my mind.

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

UFO expert Dr. Steven Greer says the CIA has been faking alien abductions, mutilations, and even village attacks for decades in order to trigger public panic.

He says they possess man-made aliens, programmed life forms, and even robotic gray aliens.

He says Trump needs to reveal all of this to the public for full disclosure to take effect.

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

This feels like payback for when https://t.co/co620mpvGQ was a porn site.

[Jay Anderson @TheProjectUnity]

Trump Administration trolled the UFO community hard on this...

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

@realannapaulina @QuintessenceEli Is this not just a slap in the face?

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

@esaagar Until there is full transparency on what our tax dollars are going to in the first place, no one should pay them at all, much less more.

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

And then they called their lawyer.

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

After a session of recording at the studio, I cashapped the engineer and in the description I jokingly put an eggplant emoji. I got a permanent ban from Cashapp shortly after that.

[azu ⋆˙⟡ ᴠᴀʀᴛɪꜱᴛ @azusai_]

How to avoid this issue!!
1. Do not ever disclose that you do nsfw or lewd art. Nsfw is against PayPal tos. Ask your client not to too. (Seems bad but we have no choice)
2. Do not deliver the files through paypal if it’s nsfw.
3. You do need some details on invoices. Make it as generic as possible. Eg. “full body art commission on xyz, to be delivered on xyz”.

Keep your NSFW details away from PayPal!!

[Off Bass @OffBassTHO]

New quantum mechanics just dropped

[BIG LEGACY @Zeeshyttt]

The room doesn't smell like weed until you walk out then come back in.