Loren Tomes

Chaotic good, jackass of all trades, wordsmith & weaver of tales.
*RT🚫Endorsement*

[Science Explorist @SciExplorist]

5 foot bat in the Philippines. Yes it's real. No it won't eat you. It's a herbivore. But holy crap, it’s scary 😦

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Being a Mom is just as important as any career

[Loren Tomes @OffbrandBard]

Crappy Story Idea:
Japanese Horror story about a hundred year old Onryo woman that inhabits a tea house. I call it Polter Geisha.
#WritingPrompt #horrorprompt #horrortale #Writing #Story #horrorstory

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

Category looks right, @Twitter

[Loren Tomes @OffbrandBard]

Aside from the fact that Vecna's now Freddy Kruger in a homage to 80's horror, my favorite thing about Stranger Things is that of all the video stores they could have chosen they picked Family Video. I worked in one for a few years before they closed & I genuinely loved it.

[Variety @Variety]

Phillips shared a photo of the script cover, written by himself and Scott Silver. In the same post, he included a shot of star Joaquin Phoenix reading the screenplay. https://t.co/m9dl06xbGu

[Taylor Hawkins @taylorhawkins]

A Message from The Hawkins Family

[Metro @MetroUK]

Soldiers trying to track the position of a column of troops and tanks heading for the capital did not have access to a drone in the early days of the invasion.

Pokrasa's' father contacted local defenders to tell them his son was skilled at flying one and might be able to help.

[Metro @MetroUK]

A 15-year-old boy who flies drones as a hobby helped to prevent Russian soldiers from overrunning Kyiv 🇺🇦

Andrii Pokrasa has revealed his role in the defence of the capital after being hailed 'a hero of Ukraine' by the military.

Let's discuss 👇
https://t.co/2ATU5sMpE9

[Loren Tomes @OffbrandBard]

Fortnite Zero Wars (all of the 7/IO storylines), just feels like an in universe Infinity Wars/End Game comic/movie. Like beat for beat.

[Loren Tomes @OffbrandBard]

@DnDSesame Either one of The 7 or one of The Boys

[History Defined @historydefined]

The jaws of an ancient Megalodon shark that lived around 23 to 3.6 million years ago vs. a modern-day Great White.

[CataleyaVi @CataleyaVi]

Cutest version of death🥰

[Loren Tomes @OffbrandBard]

@MoseyDm Baba Yaga's house! 👀😍👀

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

The original posters for ‘Dumb and Dumber’ featured such review quotes as ‘I laughed till I stopped’ and ‘A film experience for everyone who goes to see it’.

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

Shitty Character Idea:

A Paladin who has made an oath to find love—not realizing that love can be platonic through their party. #DnD

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@Neuro_Skeptic We are a brain in a vat – the vat is our skull. All our senses and memories are electrical signals.